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    Who has some? Any tips or tricks?





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    #2
    Pop a tension pneumothorax just below the third rib down from the clavicle.

    Harold J Henderson M.D.
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      #3
      Great, now we will have some shit kicker trying to decompress his buddy with a rusty knife... I mean more basic shit.

      Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
      Pop a tension pneumothorax just below the third rib down from the clavicle.

      Harold J Henderson M.D.
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        #4
        I worked medical malpractice cases for years. Does that count?
        Tuesday is soylent green day

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          #5
          First step. Assess the victim. Talk to them. If they can't talk. Then check them over quickly. Starting with breathing. Then pulse.

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            #6
            ...........Yes! You can speak to stepping outside of your level of training, and following crazy advice that you get off the internet.

            Originally posted by Night View Post
            I worked medical malpractice cases for years. Does that count?
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              #7
              If you can poke their eyeball with a stick and they don't flinch or blink, they are probably dead.

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                #8
                This is true, but you can also use this technique to catch someone playing possum.

                Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post
                If you can poke their eyeball with a stick and they don't flinch or blink, they are probably dead.
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                  #9
                  Holy crap, are you a ninja?

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                    #10
                    If they are really good looking. Take their temp vaginally. Only if not awake.lol

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                      #11
                      Why, yes.. yes I am!



                      Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post
                      Holy crap, are you a ninja?
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rab View Post
                        First step. Assess the victim. Talk to them. If they can't talk. Then check them over quickly. Starting with breathing. Then pulse.
                        I check the pulse first, if they don't have one there not breathing. You can live a lot longer not breathing then not pumping. Kind of radical but that's how they taught me.
                        Last edited by rover; 11-18-2015, 03:43 AM.
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by rover View Post

                          I check the pulse first, if they don't have one there not breathing. You can live a lot longer not breathing then not pumping. Kind of radical but that's how they taught me.
                          They modified the CPR standards to have more pumping, less breathing for that reason. I need to get recertified.

                          Originally posted by Talon View Post
                          Great, now we will have some shit kicker trying to decompress his buddy with a rusty knife... I mean more basic shit.

                          I am the queen of poop. My protocol for someone, like the elderly, who has issues pooping:

                          Daily:
                          prunes and prune juice
                          A few tablespoons of "the recipe": Unprocessed bran flakes, prunes, prune juice, raisins
                          Variety of foods high in fiber
                          Miralax
                          stool softeners

                          If no poop in 2 days > Milk of Magnesia
                          Day 3 > Magnesium citrate
                          Day 4 > suppository. if no success, enema. If no success, digital extraction is necessary : /

                          Is that what you mean?
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                            #14
                            You read my mind! That's exactly what I'm talking about!

                            Originally posted by UnderTheStars View Post

                            I am the queen of poop. My protocol for someone, like the elderly, who has issues pooping:

                            Daily:
                            prunes and prune juice
                            A few tablespoons of "the recipe": Unprocessed bran flakes, prunes, prune juice, raisins
                            Variety of foods high in fiber
                            Miralax
                            stool softeners

                            If no poop in 2 days > Milk of Magnesia
                            Day 3 > Magnesium citrate
                            Day 4 > suppository. if no success, enema. If no success, digital extraction is necessary : /

                            Is that what you mean?
                            "L E X - T A L I O N I S"

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                              #15
                              Just curious, though.... how did you become an expert?

                              Originally posted by UnderTheStars View Post
                              I am the queen of poop. My protocol for someone, like the elderly, who has issues pooping:

                              Daily:
                              prunes and prune juice
                              A few tablespoons of "the recipe": Unprocessed bran flakes, prunes, prune juice, raisins
                              Variety of foods high in fiber
                              Miralax
                              stool softeners

                              If no poop in 2 days > Milk of Magnesia
                              Day 3 > Magnesium citrate
                              Day 4 > suppository. if no success, enema. If no success, digital extraction is necessary : /

                              Is that what you mean?
                              "L E X - T A L I O N I S"

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