Medical Training:

[Talon Un-official DSB Raptor Find all posts View Profile Close Talon]

Who has some? Any tips or tricks?

[Harry Henderson Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Harry Henderson]

Pop a tension pneumothorax just below the third rib down from the clavicle.

Harold J Henderson M.D.

[Talon Un-official DSB Raptor Find all posts View Profile Close Talon]

Great, now we will have some shit kicker trying to decompress his buddy with a rusty knife... I mean more basic shit.

Pop a tension pneumothorax just below the third rib down from the clavicle.

Harold J Henderson M.D.

[Night Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Night]

I worked medical malpractice cases for years. Does that count?

[rab Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close rab]

First step. Assess the victim. Talk to them. If they can't talk. Then check them over quickly. Starting with breathing. Then pulse.

[Talon Un-official DSB Raptor Find all posts View Profile Close Talon]

...........Yes! You can speak to stepping outside of your level of training, and following crazy advice that you get off the internet.

I worked medical malpractice cases for years. Does that count?

[TheRabbit Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close TheRabbit]

If you can poke their eyeball with a stick and they don't flinch or blink, they are probably dead.

[Talon Un-official DSB Raptor Find all posts View Profile Close Talon]

This is true, but you can also use this technique to catch someone playing possum.

If you can poke their eyeball with a stick and they don't flinch or blink, they are probably dead.

[TheRabbit Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close TheRabbit]

Holy crap, are you a ninja?

[rab Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close rab]

If they are really good looking. Take their temp vaginally. Only if not awake.lol

[Talon Un-official DSB Raptor Find all posts View Profile Close Talon]

Why, yes.. yes I am!

Holy crap, are you a ninja?

[rover Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close rover]

First step. Assess the victim. Talk to them. If they can't talk. Then check them over quickly. Starting with breathing. Then pulse.

I check the pulse first, if they don't have one there not breathing. You can live a lot longer not breathing then not pumping. Kind of radical but that's how they taught me.

[UnderTheStars Darkside Supporter Find all posts View Profile Close UnderTheStars]

I check the pulse first, if they don't have one there not breathing. You can live a lot longer not breathing then not pumping. Kind of radical but that's how they taught me.

They modified the CPR standards to have more pumping, less breathing for that reason. I need to get recertified.

Great, now we will have some shit kicker trying to decompress his buddy with a rusty knife... I mean more basic shit.

I am the queen of poop. My protocol for someone, like the elderly, who has issues pooping:

Daily:
prunes and prune juice
A few tablespoons of "the recipe": Unprocessed bran flakes, prunes, prune juice, raisins
Variety of foods high in fiber
Miralax
stool softeners

If no poop in 2 days > Milk of Magnesia
Day 3 > Magnesium citrate
Day 4 > suppository. if no success, enema. If no success, digital extraction is necessary : /

Is that what you mean?

[Talon Un-official DSB Raptor Find all posts View Profile Close Talon]

You read my mind! That's exactly what I'm talking about!

I am the queen of poop. My protocol for someone, like the elderly, who has issues pooping:

Daily:
prunes and prune juice
A few tablespoons of "the recipe": Unprocessed bran flakes, prunes, prune juice, raisins
Variety of foods high in fiber
Miralax
stool softeners

If no poop in 2 days > Milk of Magnesia
Day 3 > Magnesium citrate
Day 4 > suppository. if no success, enema. If no success, digital extraction is necessary : /

Is that what you mean?

[Talon Un-official DSB Raptor Find all posts View Profile Close Talon]

Just curious, though.... how did you become an expert?

I am the queen of poop. My protocol for someone, like the elderly, who has issues pooping:

Daily:
prunes and prune juice
A few tablespoons of "the recipe": Unprocessed bran flakes, prunes, prune juice, raisins
Variety of foods high in fiber
Miralax
stool softeners

If no poop in 2 days > Milk of Magnesia
Day 3 > Magnesium citrate
Day 4 > suppository. if no success, enema. If no success, digital extraction is necessary : /

Is that what you mean?