Weather signs

[Mayaca]

Got a sinus headache and my hip hurts. Gonna be a big front come through in a couple days. This time of year and based on reading the wind direction I can tell you it will be a cold front.

I will know before the rain portion gets here by watching the cattle.

In dry times, you can tell how dry the humidity is by dry pine needles and scratching yourself. If you can bend the pine needle back on itself, it is probably above 50% humidity. If it breaks less so. If it breaks quick and fast then even drier.

If you scratch your arm with a finger nail and it leaves a white trail that lingers, then it is probably less than 30% humidity...

So........ anyone else share some of the old ways of telling weather? Try to stick with stuff you know works not what you heard from someone or read somewhere please..........

[UnderTheStars]

My twin sister and mother are like human barometers. If they start aching more than usual, precipitation is coming.

[dudeman]

My knees are way more accurate then the weatherman.

[TheRabbit]

I press the weather channel app short cut on my phone. It's almost always accurate.

[TheRabbit]

I also have a magic Indian weather rock out front. If it is dry yet cold, temps are usually below 60° but there is no rain. If it's dry and warm, then it's usually above 60°. If it's wet, then it's raining. If it turns white, it's snowing.

[Mayaca]

I press the weather channel app short cut on my phone. It's almost always accurate.

Yes shitbag that is why I posted this in the shtf section.... you know, for when your fancy toys don't work. Stuff your racist rock too.

[TheRabbit]

Hahahahahaha

[TheRabbit]

How is my magic rock racist?

[Mayaca]

How is my magic rock racist?

You called it an "Indian" rock. Which since it is a stupid joke about sticking it out the window and getting it rained or snowed on directly implies that native Americans were stupid and followed such ignorant methods.

You should be ashamed.

[Admin]

All you need is a calender to know how to dress.

[TheRabbit]

You called it an "Indian" rock. Which since it is a stupid joke about sticking it out the window and getting it rained or snowed on directly implies that native Americans were stupid and followed such ignorant methods.

You should be ashamed.

No way, Jose.

I didn't say it was a magic native American weather rock.

It's also not "stuck out the window". It's an artifact from the Eastern Indian culture. They are placed out of doors, and they are a fine way to estimate the weather from indoors.

I think it's you sir, who are the racist.



Disclaimer:
All of the above is complete horse shit.

[Mayaca]

No way, Jose.

Oh I see.... The fact that I am disagreeing with you makes me Hispanic????



Sooooooo racist.

[rover]

I can do all that stuff you do with your rock with a stick. But I can even tell you how deep the snow is. You should upgrade to a stick Harvy.

[swampbilly]

Observe my bees
Observe the leaves

[TheRabbit]

I can do all that stuff you do with your rock with a stick. But I can even tell you how deep the snow is. You should upgrade to a stick Harvy.

It's Harvey.