Best car for first date

[Harry Henderson]

Something that says manly, but gentle, but fun in the sack.

No motorcycles, she might be drunk.

[Mayaca]

Something that says manly, but gentle, but fun in the sack.

No motorcycles, she might be drunk.

A prius, but lifted and supercharged. Be mysterious.

[Harry Henderson]

What if she has really long legs?

[TheRabbit]

Her car. Demand to drive her car. Bitches like to be dominated. Talon said so.

[Harry Henderson]

She could be a paraplegic, you are asking a lot

[Mayaca]

So you have intimated that she is a paraplegic with really long legs. The lifted Prius sounds better all the time. You can just cram her limbs in about her. She won't feel anything anyway.

[Harry Henderson]

Artificial legs comes in different sizes

[Mayaca]

Artificial legs comes in different sizes

get a roof rack.

[Mayaca]

besides............ she won't be bringing her artificial leg. her trypophobia keeps her from putting the artificial limbs on.

[Harry Henderson]

I think shes also phobophobic.

[Mayaca]

I think shes also phobophobic.

You sound like a good match. I have helped all I can for tonight. If she calls between now and 6am, you are on your own.

[Harry Henderson]

You should sleep in tomorrow, you earned it. Trust me.

[Mayaca]

You should sleep in tomorrow, you earned it. Trust me.

Thanks. I ALWAYS trust a man who says trust me. I was raised Southern Baptist.

[Harry Henderson]

I've never known a person to self identify as a Northern Baptist.

So you probably see the redundancy.

[Mayaca]

I've never known a person to self identify as a Northern Baptist.

So you probably see the redundancy.

No there are a lot of Missionary Baptists, and they move around a lot. Claiming "Southern" gives them roots.