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    Best car for first date

    Something that says manly, but gentle, but fun in the sack.

    No motorcycles, she might be drunk.
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    Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
    Something that says manly, but gentle, but fun in the sack.

    No motorcycles, she might be drunk.
    A prius, but lifted and supercharged. Be mysterious.
    Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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      #3
      What if she has really long legs?
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        #4
        Her car. Demand to drive her car. Bitches like to be dominated. Talon said so.

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          #5
          She could be a paraplegic, you are asking a lot
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            #6
            So you have intimated that she is a paraplegic with really long legs. The lifted Prius sounds better all the time. You can just cram her limbs in about her. She won't feel anything anyway.
            Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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              #7
              Artificial legs comes in different sizes
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                #8
                Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                Artificial legs comes in different sizes
                get a roof rack.
                Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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                  #9
                  besides............ she won't be bringing her artificial leg. her trypophobia keeps her from putting the artificial limbs on.
                  Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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                    #10
                    I think shes also phobophobic.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                      I think shes also phobophobic.
                      You sound like a good match. I have helped all I can for tonight. If she calls between now and 6am, you are on your own.
                      Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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                        #12
                        You should sleep in tomorrow, you earned it. Trust me.
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                          You should sleep in tomorrow, you earned it. Trust me.
                          Thanks. I ALWAYS trust a man who says trust me. I was raised Southern Baptist.
                          Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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                            #14
                            I've never known a person to self identify as a Northern Baptist.

                            So you probably see the redundancy.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                              I've never known a person to self identify as a Northern Baptist.

                              So you probably see the redundancy.
                              No there are a lot of Missionary Baptists, and they move around a lot. Claiming "Southern" gives them roots.
                              Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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