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    Flood Survival: A Brief Synopsis

    Chapter One

    There was a flood. It was bad. I will tell you about it.
    I don't know.

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    Chapter Two

    Tuesday started out normal. There were birds, coffee, and some type of music.
    It rained, then it stopped.
    I don't know.

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      #3
      Chapter Three

      It started raining again, and it hasn't stopped yet. There is a lot of water. There is human suffering. Nothing about the birds.
      I don't know.

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        #4
        Thank goodness. I was far too busy to read the whole thing.
        Go Space Force!!!

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          #5
          The lake rose up once and floated away the dock. I mean, we got it back and all but for a while we were all 'where is it?'. That part sucked.
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            #6
            BRIEF synopsis seems kind of redundant.
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              #7
              Would you people quit cluttering up this informative and appropriately lengthed thread?
              Go Space Force!!!

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                #8
                He ain't even got no damn pictures.

                #NoPicPrick
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                  #9
                  gamgee is so good with words, you don't need the pics.
                  https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                  http://deovindice.org/

                  http://dixienet.org/

                  http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                    He ain't even got no damn pictures.

                    #NoPicPrick
                    Shhhh Harry. gamgee is telling us about something important.
                    Go Space Force!!!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

                      Shhhh Harry. gamgee is telling us about something important.

                      He will run out of synopsis material eventually.

                      I pretty much write his destiny.

                      I'm basically a god
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                        #12
                        This thread needs pictures.

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                          #13




                          https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                          http://deovindice.org/

                          http://dixienet.org/

                          http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                            #14
                            Chapters Four and Five (Combined)

                            Rain continues, almost nonstop. Government website reports flood waters nearly out of the minor stage. Some mailboxes missing. There is candy.
                            I don't know.

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                              #15
                              Editors Note:

                              The candy listed in the synopsis serves as troop morale item, and helps combat low blood sugar in the event of rapid loss of calories from hypothermic conditons or strenuous activities. Additional uses include the use as bait for small game and small children should cannibalism be a last resort. All these instances are accurately represented in the original story line. The representatations in the synopsis may not factually represent the original story line and should be seen as an opinon piece of the slanderous blogger rather than an accurate representation of the events to unfold.

                              Harold J Henderson
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