Synopsis of a Flood Synopsis

[Harry Henderson]

Chapter 1:

The author summarizes a well written real life drama, but forgets to add photographic content to capture its readers

[Harry Henderson]

Chapter 2:

Facts in the story begin to conflict, presenting a possible personal agenda of the author. Candy is mentioned to distract the causal reader.

[Harry Henderson]

Chapter 3:

The story climaxes with the author now meeting the man who the original story is about. A tense struggle of wills unfold over wet mailboxes, expired candy, and the litany of metaphors about to ensue.

[Mayaca]

Too many words and fails to capture the writer's style.

[Harry Henderson]

This is a regular synopsis, not a brief one.

[Mayaca]

A synopsis should not be longer than the original. gamgee is brief. You must be more-so. For example: it rained and junk.

[gamgee]

I forget what we were talking about.

[Smudge]

They forecast snow.

[Harry Henderson]

Bunch of pussies, you all couldn't handle a mud puddle

[Unclefred]

He could draw a picture with his mouse or stylus and he could blame the poor result on a grandkid. Blue for water.

[Mayaca]

Bunch of pussies, you all couldn't handle a mud puddle

Please return my water wings and bottled water.

[Harry Henderson]

Don't be so littoral

[rab]

I had to take a laxative so i could give a shit.

[Unclefred]

Don't be so littoral

Did any woman ever say "Don't be so clitoral?"