Ending Gun Violence: Common Sense Versus Magic

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[Harry Henderson]

I lock my gun up. Seems it should work because when you lock blacks up it stops black violence.

It could be racist, but my gun is black.

[rokitman]

When I picked up my black gun from the dealer I got a boner. Damn, that gun is sexy!

[Harry Henderson]

You should be seen for potential objectophilia.

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[Harry Henderson]

A lot of men treat women as objects.

And some men treat objects as women. Check...and mate.

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[Absolutely!]

You've got to be kidding. TLDNR.

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[Absolutely!]

Back when I was tutoring high school students for extra cash, a student told me that the Constitution was TLDNR.

She had just finished reading yet another Harlequin romance novel.

EW! Harlequin romance? TLDNR.

Give me tumblr any day. If you can't say it in five words or less, it can't be worth saying.

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[Absolutely!]

So much for William Shakespeare.

Who? Bill?

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[Absolutely!]

Go read some of Rab's posts.

I dunno that guy tends to run away at the mouth a bit.

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