Batteries

[gamgee]

Have at it.

[dudeman]

I've got nothing.

[Terry Simmons]

Have at it.

Save your dead batteries to throw at the popo in the next cheese riot.

[dudeman]

[Unclefred]

When batteries become scarce, lesbos, gays and unattached women will be in vibrator withdrawal. A person could control that market and become influential in the bunker clusters.

[bowclan]

I was an aft missile battery Chief on a cruiser.

[Stephan28]

Back in the 90s Energizer or Duracell or somebody had battery testers on their packaging to tell you how much charge was left. Anywhere I can get something like that now? Cause I've got loads of AAs and AAAs kicking around in drawers and shit and it would be nice to know which are good to stick in my NOAA radio. It takes 3 AA so I could stick two perfectly good batteries in there and one shitty one and then I'm screwed when zombies are in the forecast, ya know?

[Terry Simmons]

When batteries become scarce, lesbos, gays and unattached women will be in vibrator withdrawal. A person could control that market and become influential in the bunker clusters.

Or even better, when their battery powered devices are dead they might need us fellas again.

[gamgee]

I just liked all the posts in this thread. It doesn't mean that I really liked all of them.

[Stephan28]

I just liked all the posts in this thread. It doesn't mean that I really liked all of them.

I try to do that in threads I start too. It's an etiquette thing.

[Terry Simmons]

I just liked all the posts in this thread. It doesn't mean that I really liked all of them.

Good cheese makes people polite.

[gamgee]

I try to do that in threads I start too. It's an etiquette thing.

I struggle with it sometimes.

[Tactical Knightmare]

A half dozen D cells in a sock with in a sock is a pretty half decent mace like weapon.

[rab]

Back in the 90s Energizer or Duracell or somebody had battery testers on their packaging to tell you how much charge was left. Anywhere I can get something like that now? Cause I've got loads of AAs and AAAs kicking around in drawers and shit and it would be nice to know which are good to stick in my NOAA radio. It takes 3 AA so I could stick two perfectly good batteries in there and one shitty one and then I'm screwed when zombies are in the forecast, ya know?

If you a couple cheap virbrators. Think walmart has them for five bucks. U can use them as testing devices for aa and aaa batteries. Will need to buy two. your wife may already have a few you dont know about. They pretty small, and womenz can be sneaky.
i got four of them from exes lying around, about to pitch them, then thought, hey, i,got a bunch of batteries laying around, wonder if they still work. Im u turn it to high, low buzz. About dead. Hard buzz. They good. Lol

also, saw a six volt battery hack on youtube. Some are loaded with aa batteries. Can rip apart the battery and have a shit load of small batteries for cheaps.,let me find it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1D13cvypYDI

[rab]

Heres another cool deal for batteries.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wBhimHvHdI0