Rule of Thumb

[Johnny Kawasaki]

For optimal pleasure, figure on one piece of toast per over-easy egg.

Also applies to sunny-side-up eggs.

[Dennis Ferguson]

This thread sucks.

My apologies, I'm feeling ornery this morning. Someone got my back up.

[Johnny Kawasaki]

This thread sucks.

My apologies, I'm feeling ornery this morning. Someone got my back up.

Apparently you feel a need to talk about it, so go ahead. Just try to make it as short as possible, please.

[Dennis Ferguson]

Apparently you feel a need to talk about it, so go ahead. Just try to make it as short as possible, please.

Me and this chick got into it and I had to bitch slap her a few times cause it's the only thing she respects. Left me feeling icky.

[Johnny Kawasaki]

Me and this chick got into it and I had to bitch slap her a few times cause it's the only thing she respects. Left me feeling icky.

Okay, back to eggs now.

When preparing eggs with the yolks hard, the amount of toast needed will be lessened.

[Dennis Ferguson]

Okay, back to eggs now.

When preparing eggs with the yolks hard, the amount of toast needed will be lessened.

She'd disagree with you cause that's just how she is. I'm just sayin.

[Johnny Kawasaki]

She'd disagree with you cause that's just how she is. I'm just sayin.

If there are still some unresolved issues which you'd like to discuss, please do. However, once again, please be brief.
Let's put an end to this, for your sake as well as ours.

[D’Angelo Williams]

To the unlearned you might consider this a fragmented thread with a lot of drift.

Some however see the infinite connections in the universe and consider this thread smoothly connected.



To assist the slow-witted. We are talking about chicks and eggs. It is one.

[Slats]

Me and this chick got into it and I had to bitch slap her a few times cause it's the only thing she respects. Left me feeling icky.

Don't feel icky, bro. The pussy whipped metrosexuals being churned out by the PC Xerox machine lack the testicular fortitude to do it, so some of us have to pick up the slack.

[Tactical Knightmare]

Please note.

That when putting a slice of 'Merican cheese on your sunny side eggs the same rule applies.

Ratio should remain 1:1 , cheese not withstanding.

[Slats]

Please note.

That when putting a slice of 'Merican cheese on your sunny side eggs the same rule applies.

Ratio should remain 1:1 , cheese not withstanding.

Ahh, but the ratio for bacon & eggs is 2 strips per egg.

[Tactical Knightmare]

Ahh, but the ratio for bacon & eggs is 2 strips per egg.

False

A 4:1 ratio should always be observed unless you are a pinko commie hippy fag.

[Slats]

Someone likes his bacon I see.

[Tactical Knightmare]

2-3 pieces of bacon should always be kept on hand for grazing while 1 is for the egg.

No wonder the world is going to shit !

[Slats]

The ol' lady strongly discourages my cooking breakfast. She for inexplicable reasons finds a breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast, biscuits with sausage gravy, hashbrowns, pancakes, a small grilled sirloin, & sliced tomato to be excessive.