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    There's a goddamned mouse in my kitchen. I thought I saw it earlier today, in the afternoon, but thought I might have been imagining it. Nope, just saw the little fucker run under the stove. Apparently the damn cats are off duty. Two tuxedo cats, littermates, a boy and a girl that we've had since December 2012. The boy is upstairs somewhere being his lazy ass self, and the girl is on the top of the couch being her aloof self. Meanwhile there's a future crisis in the kitchen when the wife sees the thing. Really, this is a woman who will run down, tackle and kill a caribou with her bare teeth but will scramble up on the kitchen table if she sees a mouse.

    Maybe I'm feeding the cats too often.
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    #2
    I hate cats.
    Last edited by Steve28; 05-01-2016, 09:17 AM.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
      I They brought him home in a box and I told them to go to bed and I went to the kitchen with the box, sat down and cried quietly, like men do. My oldest daughter came and put her arm around me, and I found out much later a few of the other kids saw me in my sad moment, were quiet and went to bed.
      This is where I am at right now. My almost 14 year old lab pulled a disappearing act last night. It is so unlike him, usually if he gets out within 5 minutes hes at the front door banging on it and barking to come in. This time no sign of him. We are continuing the search this morning, but it doesn't look good. He can't walk very far and hes senile. I had one other dog do this. He was 15.
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        #4
        Sorry Dudeman. It sucks. Steve28 you are sounding more like a sock for rab every day.......
        Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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          #5
          Sorry about your cat, Steve, and your dog, dude.
          Mouse problem- Stop feeding the cats. While you're waiting get a slingshot.

          Concerning cats- When they sit on your table, or countertops, or anywhere, they are transferring fecal matter, either from their butts to the surface they are on, or the other way around, depending on how clean your house is.



          I don't know.

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            #6
            put a trap in your dish washer..baited with pb....


            yewll catch it........trust me
            "Virtute et armis"

            Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

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            Islam is right about women

            sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

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            Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

            Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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              #7
              Originally posted by swampbilly View Post
              put a trap in your dish washer..baited with pb....


              yewll catch it........trust me
              I think if I stick a trap in my wife she'll know something's up.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                I think if I stick a trap in my wife she'll know something's up.

                daa-ding.........

                post of the weekend
                "Virtute et armis"

                Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                https://www.uso.org

                Islam is right about women

                sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                #learn2code

                Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                  Sorry about your cat, Steve, and your dog, dude.
                  Mouse problem- Stop feeding the cats. While you're waiting get a slingshot.

                  Concerning cats- When they sit on your table, or countertops, or anywhere, they are transferring fecal matter, either from their butts to the surface they are on, or the other way around, depending on how clean your house is.


                  No point worrying about it. My cats both climb on me every night and shove their butts in my face. Literally. I'm not getting out of this alive.

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                    #10
                    False advertising. This thread has nothing to do with a club chick that gets passed around like a bottle of Jack.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
                      No point worrying about it. My cats both climb on me every night and shove their butts in my face. Literally. I'm not getting out of this alive.
                      I thought at first Abs was talking about the dancers at the truck stop in Vaiden.
                      Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                        Concerning cats- When they sit on your table, or countertops, or anywhere, they are transferring fecal matter, either from their butts to the surface they are on, or the other way around, depending on how clean your house is.

                        Cats lick their butts clean so therefore there is no fecal matter being transferred via the butt
                        Tuesday is soylent green day

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                          #13
                          These work great, either with peanut butter or the attractant they sell. Safe around pets



                          http://www.tomcatbrand.com/smg/gopro...E3AA86CF45691E
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                            #14

                            Originally posted by Night View Post


                            Cats lick their butts clean so therefore there is no fecal matter being transferred via the butt
                            They've done studies.
                            I don't know.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by gamgee View Post


                              They've done studies.

                              I've waded through so much bullshit in my life, what's a little cat shit now and then
                              Tuesday is soylent green day

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