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    SHTF Canadian Style: Police descend on Ontario neighborhood overrun with terrorists!

    Police summoned to squirt gun battle in Oakville



    Teenage girls 'looked like terrorists' resident says


    An unusually intense fight with squirt guns brought police to an Oakville neighbourhood — where they had some stern words with a group of teenage girls. The teens were playing what's often called the Assassin Game. It's fought with squirt guns, often in a large public area and over an extended time.
    Stern words! Our highest level of police response!

    "We saw a car drive down the road with someone's head sticking out of the sun roof," said Tara Alpaugh.
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    "They were wearing ski masks, yelling and screaming."
    Resident Chris Chadwick said the teens "looked like terrorists."
    We're all going to die!!!!

    Police were called, and they shut down the street.
    Oh thank GOD! They saved us all!

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    Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
    "They were wearing ski masks, yelling and screaming."
    Resident Chris Chadwick said the teenage girls "looked like terrorists."



    See? Profiling works.
    Go Space Force!!!

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