Easy Home Defense Preps

[Unclefred]

Plant thorny shrubs under ground floor windows.

It will slow down intruders and alert you to their presence when you hear "Ow, ow, damn it" coming from outside.

[Steve28]

Make it blackberry bushes. Defense plus you can make wine.

[Unclefred]

Make it blackberry bushes. Defense plus you can make wine.

Now you're talkin' true preps.

[Absolutely!]

keep a stockpile of bricks. when the zombies come you can just brick up the windows and hold out till they all die of starvation.

[bowclan]

keep a stockpile of bricks. when the zombies come you can just brick up the windows and hold out till they all die of starvation.

Zombies don't starve, geeze.

[Absolutely!]

Zombies don't starve, geeze.

"decompose" then. Geez.

[Steve28]

That's why I love living in Canada. Half the year the zombies will just be frozen statues.

[Steve28]

Unless the fuckers learn to make fire.

[bowclan]

"decompose" then. Geez.

Ok, Dr. Bowclan is here to help. Watch 10 episodes of TWD.

[Absolutely!]

Ok, Dr. Bowclan is here to help. Watch 10 episodes of TWD.

fuck no. anything but that.

Gristle softens and melts. Ligaments just soften and fall away. How long do you think you can hang half a sheep for before the limbs just gently fall off?

[Unclefred]

How long do you think you can hang half a sheep for before the limbs just gently fall off?

Half as long as a whole sheep?

[Absolutely!]

Half as long as a whole sheep?

darling you cut them along the spine, they're easier to hack bits off that way. Feed the neck to the dogs, ake the forequarter roast, take the chops, feed the flap and the hocks to the dog as you go... you hang 'em up on a hook through the hole between the tendon and bone of their rear hock. After a couple of weeks the meat is superb even on an old ewe. Give it a couple more and depending on season, you'll wish you hadn't.

[bowclan]

fuck no. anything but that.

Gristle softens and melts. Ligaments just soften and fall away. How long do you think you can hang half a sheep for before the limbs just gently fall off?

You are talking sheep & zombies. A&O

[Absolutely!]

[Unclefred]

darling you cut them along the spine, they're easier to hack bits off that way. Feed the neck to the dogs, ake the forequarter roast, take the chops, feed the flap and the hocks to the dog as you go... you hang 'em up on a hook through the hole between the tendon and bone of their rear hock. After a couple of weeks the meat is superb even on an old ewe. Give it a couple more and depending on season, you'll wish you hadn't.

Yum.