I'm watching Finding Bigfoot and got to wondering, where do the swamp squatches go when it floods like it is in weeziana right now. I would think they would be spotted pretty quick if they just climbed trees. They must have some pre-determined escape route. Do you suppose they have BOBs with them?
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Yes. They have predetermined routes with all meeting up in north Monroe Louisiana. From there they get on greyhounds and move up to the Ozarks till the all clear is given
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Yes, to all.Originally posted by rokitman View Post
The BOBs probably weigh about 200lbs, that they can run and jump 10 feet high with it; along with the rifle and 1000 rounds?
I also just realized them squatches look like chewbacca's. So maybe they're aliens, or maybe we actually live on a primitive backwoods planet, on the outer rim? And the Hutt Crimelords/syndicates run this sector/our planet?It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.
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I don't think squatches carry rifles!Originally posted by HeavyHauler View PostScrew diplomacy...........bring it!Comment
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The chewbacca ones do, well sometimes other times; they use a bowcaster.Originally posted by rokitman View PostIt's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.
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Chewbacca Squatch, man's best friend.It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.
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I would think they would be able to swim, too.Originally posted by dudeman View Post
They're definitely stealthy, when they want to be or go into a berserker rage, if provoked.It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.
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I think skunk apes are smaller than bigfoot. They can sense the weather changes and move to higher ground. Sometimes I wonder if they are the bastards who stole my credit card numberGive a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.Comment
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No, that was me.Originally posted by bladesmith View Post
Thanks, I've been ordering a lot of great shit and subscribing to awesome websites.It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.
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I hope they see this page and understand how you guys are making fun of them. Apparently you people dont watch beef jerky commercials.Go Space Force!!!Comment
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I'm not making fun. After my encounter, I give them respect and a wide berth. I actually try to avoid them at all costs. They can rip your arms off and beat you with them if they want to.Originally posted by Mayaca View PostComment
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I saw some flying saucers once................no really.............no I wasn't doing acid!Screw diplomacy...........bring it!Comment
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Especially if you don't let them win at space chess.Originally posted by dudeman View Post
You had an encounter? I don't recall hearing the story, but I think you made a squatch thread before.It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.
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