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    Swamp squatches

    I'm watching Finding Bigfoot and got to wondering, where do the swamp squatches go when it floods like it is in weeziana right now. I would think they would be spotted pretty quick if they just climbed trees. They must have some pre-determined escape route. Do you suppose they have BOBs with them?
    Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

    #2
    Yes. They have predetermined routes with all meeting up in north Monroe Louisiana. From there they get on greyhounds and move up to the Ozarks till the all clear is given

    If the Ozarks are flooded, they get on canoes and paddle their ass up either the miss. Or Missouri rivers to either Montana or Minnesota..

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      #3
      Originally posted by rokitman View Post
      I'm watching Finding Bigfoot and got to wondering, where do the swamp squatches go when it floods like it is in weeziana right now. I would think they would be spotted pretty quick if they just climbed trees. They must have some pre-determined escape route. Do you suppose they have BOBs with them?
      Yes, to all.

      The BOBs probably weigh about 200lbs, that they can run and jump 10 feet high with it; along with the rifle and 1000 rounds?

      I also just realized them squatches look like chewbacca's. So maybe they're aliens, or maybe we actually live on a primitive backwoods planet, on the outer rim? And the Hutt Crimelords/syndicates run this sector/our planet?
      It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

      No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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        #4
        Originally posted by HeavyHauler View Post

        Yes, to all.

        The BOBs probably weigh about 200lbs, that they can run and jump 10 feet high with it; along with the rifle and 1000 rounds?

        I also just realized them squatches look like chewbacca's. So maybe they're aliens, or maybe we actually live on a primitive backwoods planet, on the outer rim? And the Hutt Crimelords/syndicates run this sector/our planet?
        I don't think squatches carry rifles!
        Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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          #5
          Originally posted by rokitman View Post

          I don't think squatches carry rifles!
          The chewbacca ones do, well sometimes other times; they use a bowcaster.
          It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

          No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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            #6


            Chewbacca Squatch, man's best friend.
            It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

            No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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              #7
              They know how to swim.

              https://csagovernment.org/index.html

              http://deovindice.org/

              http://dixienet.org/

              http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                #8
                Originally posted by dudeman View Post
                They know how to swim.
                I would think they would be able to swim, too.

                They're definitely stealthy, when they want to be or go into a berserker rage, if provoked.
                It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                  #9
                  I think skunk apes are smaller than bigfoot. They can sense the weather changes and move to higher ground. Sometimes I wonder if they are the bastards who stole my credit card number
                  Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bladesmith View Post
                    I think skunk apes are smaller than bigfoot. They can sense the weather changes and move to higher ground. Sometimes I wonder if they are the bastards who stole my credit card number
                    No, that was me.

                    Thanks, I've been ordering a lot of great shit and subscribing to awesome websites.
                    It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                    No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                      #11
                      I hope they see this page and understand how you guys are making fun of them. Apparently you people dont watch beef jerky commercials.
                      Go Space Force!!!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mayaca View Post
                        I hope they see this page and understand how you guys are making fun of them. Apparently you people dont watch beef jerky commercials.
                        I'm not making fun. After my encounter, I give them respect and a wide berth. I actually try to avoid them at all costs. They can rip your arms off and beat you with them if they want to.
                        https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                        http://deovindice.org/

                        http://dixienet.org/

                        http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                          #13
                          I saw some flying saucers once................no really.............no I wasn't doing acid!
                          Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by dudeman View Post

                            I'm not making fun. After my encounter, I give them respect and a wide berth. I actually try to avoid them at all costs. They can rip your arms off and beat you with them if they want to.
                            Especially if you don't let them win at space chess.

                            You had an encounter? I don't recall hearing the story, but I think you made a squatch thread before.
                            It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                            No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by HeavyHauler View Post

                              Especially if you don't let them win at space chess.

                              You had an encounter? I don't recall hearing the story, but I think you made a squatch thread before.
                              https://www.darksideboards.com/forum...1655#post41655
                              https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                              http://deovindice.org/

                              http://dixienet.org/

                              http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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