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    Give us money so we can be self sufficient!

    These 'unconventional parents' want your money to fund 'self-sufficient' lifestyle



    The British parents of two breast-fed, unvaccinated, "free-range" children are seeking crowdfunding help to pay for a farmhouse in Costa Rica, where they hope to live a "self-sufficient" lifestyle.

    Adele and Matt Allen are asking for the equivalent of $173,000 on the website FundMyTravel so they can live outside "the system" with their children, five-year-old Ulysses and one-year-old Ostara. The Allens want to use the money to buy land in Costa Rica so they can "self-build" a home in close proximity to wildlife and nature.

    "Our ultimate goal is to become self-sufficient," the couple wrote on their crowdfunding page. They say they've been inspired by other off-the-grid families to "create a business, home and lifestyle which can show people that they don't have to comply to the constraints of 'the system.'"

    The Allens' children still drink their mother’s breastmilk, because the couple believes the weaning process should be a "mutual decision" between mother and child.
    ^^Much more silly crap at the link above.

    I don't think they know what self-sufficient means.
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    #2
    I don't know if there's a big demand for breast milk in Costa Rica. Probably.
    I don't know.

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      #3
      She's still breastfeeding her 5 year old with no plans to stop. Freaks.
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        #4
        She could sell her armpit hair to wig makers.

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          #5
          Jaguars will eat those kids within 6 months.
          https://csagovernment.org/index.html

          http://deovindice.org/

          http://dixienet.org/

          http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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            #6
            I am a big fan of milk.
            Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
              These 'unconventional parents' want your money to fund 'self-sufficient' lifestyle







              ^^Much more silly crap at the link above.

              I don't think they know what self-sufficient means.
              Cost of two bullets... $1. I think I can manage that.

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                #8
                I'll donate the bullets, what caliber?
                Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rover View Post
                  I'll donate the bullets, what caliber?
                  .22 should be fine. there's not a lot of brain there.

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                    #10
                    Pair of inbred wankstains.

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                      #11
                      their spawn will reproduce

                      thunk about that

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by swampbilly View Post
                        their spawn will reproduce

                        thunk about that
                        No, their spawn will be so dysfunctional they won't be able to hold down a job, let alone a girlfriend. They'll become homosexual (no offence to homosexuals) due to confusion about all levels of identity and develop romantic liaisons with household appliances. I have a lot of faith that they'll self eliminate.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post

                          No, their spawn will be so dysfunctional they won't be able to hold down a job, let alone a girlfriend. They'll become homosexual (no offence to homosexuals) due to confusion about all levels of identity and develop romantic liaisons with household appliances. I have a lot of faith that they'll self eliminate.
                          Or reproduce with each other

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Smudge View Post

                            Or reproduce with each other
                            Hopefully their inbred offspring will be sterile
                            Tuesday is soylent green day

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                              #15
                              I made a donation in honor of DSB

                              Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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