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    #1

    Hoes

    My favorite is the Warren hoe.
    I don't know.
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    #2
    I've never had a hoe, I'm more a shovel girl
    Tuesday is soylent green day
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      #3
      I have had a few hoes in my day. Never got the results out of them I expected to. Been a while, but I could imagine if the circumstances were right, I might try one again.
      Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!
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        #4
        I did a hoethread on SB like a year ago. Slowdown chet
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          #5
          Originally posted by gamgee View Post
          My favorite is the Warren hoe.
          for me it's a grubber, often known as a hens' foot, all the way.



          although in the new place it may end up being my double ended pick.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
            for me it's a grubber, often known as a hens' foot, all the way.



            although in the new place it may end up being my double ended pick.
            I understand the double headed prick is popular in some communities......... (lgbt)
            Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!
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              #7
              Weed burner.
              Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.
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                #8
                I had me a few hoes in my day, I got something from one of them.
                It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                  #9
                  Speaking of hoes.
                  This hooker says cops, lawyers and judges can’t get enough of her | New York Post
                  http://nypost.com
                  Cops, lawyers and judges have paid to have sex with a curvy, raven-haired prostitute in Manhattan hotels, she told jurors on Wednesday. And even if her pimp abused her — as prosecutors allege — she loves him anyway. “I’m not a victim,” Jennifer Encarnacion insisted in Manhattan Supreme Court, taking the stand in Louboutin stillettos, Ferragamo belt and Gucci handbag in a bid to save the pimp charged with keeping her captive and abusing her. “I do what I want,” Encarnacion, 22, told jurors, testifying on behalf of Karmik Grant-Byas, a.k.a. “Miki Blue,” an admitted procurer who was once caught on tape boasting, “My pimpin’ ain’t made for weak bitches.” Doing what she wants included bedding cops and at least one judge that she knows of, during those $1,000 trysts at Midtown hotels like the Waldorf Astoria, the Standard and the Four Seasons, she told jurors. “He was a Chicago judge. I don’t remember his name,” Encarnacion said of her extrajudicial assignation. “He was drunk . . . this happened at the Marriott on Lexington and 48th.” When lawyer Howard Greenberg asked for more detail about clients, she said, “Yeah, cops, lawyers, police, New York police. Everyone.” She only accepted cash, except in rare cases, she told jurors. “I only took PayPal from regulars,” Encarnacion explained. She even hopes to marry Grant-Byas some day, she told jurors, not explaining what role — bridesmaids? — would be played in the wedding by the three other women he pimped out of their condo in South Amboy, NJ. “Did the defendant ever force you to have sex with a john?” Greenberg asked her. “Never,” she answered. “Who is in control when you get down and dirty with a john?” the lawyer asked. “Myself,” she insisted. When her lawyer asked, “Do you think the defendant loves you?,” she answered with a firm, “Yes.” “I can go home. I can go to school. I get a regular job. I can do anything,” she insisted. “This is what I choose to do.” Grant-Byas has lavished on her everything a prostitute could ask for, she told jurors. She drives a Mercedes-Benz S550, she told jurors, and when she decided to go to Miami three years ago for $17,500 worth of plastic surgery, including butt implants, he footed half the bill. “Why would you be faithful to a bum like him?” Greenberg asked. “He’s not a bum. He’s a good person,” Encarnacion insisted. About that nasty burn prosecutors found on her arm, “I had my flatiron on. I didn’t know it was on,” she told prosecutor Jennifer Dolle during cross-examination. What about that black eye? Dolle asked. “I don’t remember,” Encarnacion said. When the prosecutor pushed a little harder, reminding her of a text from Sept. 5, 2013, when she said, “My dude punched me and gave me a black eye,” Encarnacion stuck to her guns: “I don’t recall,” she said. Additional reporting by Vinita Singla and Laura Italiano
                  A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


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                    #10
                    I thought you were talking about hoecakes. My bad; that's what happens when you login while hungry.
                    Jk, jk! For me a trusty little 3-tine garden fork does the trick. I prefer minimal tilling.
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                      #11
                      My mother gave me a damaged hoe once...




















                      She is wheelchair bound and in her 70s but still likes to garden a bit so she asked me to cut the handle down a bit and grind the head into a narrower shape so she could use it to hoe between her plants.

                      When I brought it back to her with the head ground into a heart shape she was happy.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Woods Devil View Post
                        My mother gave me a damaged hoe once...
                        She is wheelchair bound and in her 70s but still likes to garden a bit so she asked me to cut the handle down a bit and grind the head into a narrower shape so she could use it to hoe between her plants.

                        When I brought it back to her with the head ground into a heart shape she was happy.
                        Fuckin A .................

                        Dude, you rock!
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                          #13
                          My Mother is a really cool lady
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Woods Devil View Post
                            My Mother is a really cool lady

                            and you are a stand up son.......rock on
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