AKs From Florida!!

[Skully]

New factory starting up in FL.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/27/news/companies/kalashnikov-florida-factory/index.html

[Steve28]

When you fire one of those won't you get covered in a cloud of old people dust?

[Harry Henderson]

I said to myself the other day that I've always wanted a Communist weapon made by an illegal immigrant in a liberal state.

[piranha2]

Liberal county, not liberal state.

[dudeman]

Florida ends at YeeHaw Junction.

[piranha2]

C'mon man, give me a break. 30 miles south of Yeehaw.

[Harry Henderson]

Florida, like it's residents, is just a flaccid cock on an otherwise upstanding nation.

If I wanted a limp dick weapon, I would buy an AR locally.

[Unclefred]

C'mon man, give me a break. 30 miles south of Yeehaw.

Damn right, how many old jerseyites can say 'yeehaw' convincingly?

[piranha2]

How many Jerseyites can say anything convincingly?

[dudeman]

Fuck the yankees.

[piranha2]

Fuck the yankees.

Fuck yankees ...and the prius they rode in on.

[Unclefred]

Im down here in mex, they tried to sell me on a segway tour. Ok, maybe i'm technically a yankee, but i'd kill and give up one nut before im doing that bullshit. Yeah,mf what you gonna do,
Pedro?

[piranha2]

Ain't tried a segway? Quit being a pussy, expand your horizons and such shit. I know, you are scared you can't do it.

[Unclefred]

I never been scared. But i could be fixated.

[mattmuttsmith]

Jeb Bush and Rubio scissor this message.