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    Best Knife for a first date

    What is the best knife for surviving a first date if you haven't been on one in a few years

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    #2
    Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
    What is the best knife for surviving a first date if you haven't been on one in a few years
    I like a spring assist Buck folder. It will fit in your front pocket, and not be intimidating. Has a lock so it doesn't open by accident in your pocket in case she gets gropey, and has Buck's legendary steel, so it can take and hold an edge.
    Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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      #3
      What if she wants to be intimidated?
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        #4
        Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
        What if she wants to be intimidated?
        If you need a knife to do that, then you aren't man enough to complete the date without getting pegged.
        Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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          #5
          If all beautiful women like Jenn are into kinky stuff.

          Everyone has expectations
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            #6
            Guillotine.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post
              Guillotine.
              Seems risky if her name is Mary, No?
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                #8
                Bigger the knife, more boy likes girl.

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                  #9
                  butterfly, dazzler her with your wrist action
                  ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                    #10
                    I had a date with a gal who told me later in the evening she hid a knife under her dress just in case. That was a fun night.
                    This sig didn't cost me any money.

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                      #11
                      One of those little french cheese knives with the fly on the handle for closing it.

                      Their points are sharp, and if he finds it in your purse it looks like you're merely fond of cheese.

                      Edit: here we go, here's a pic.

                      you can see that in extremis you can put the heel of your hand on the end of the knife to exert force. And they're long enough to poke into an artery in the neck.

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                        #12
                        Christ people, I am not trying to shank the poor girl. I just want a knife that says "Man of Action" but with an aire of class and distinction.
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                          Christ people, I am not trying to shank the poor girl. I just want a knife that says "Man of Action" but with an aire of class and distinction.
                          OK, do the Rambo thing, then. Sorry, I said it.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                            Christ people, I am not trying to shank the poor girl. I just want a knife that says "Man of Action" but with an aire of class and distinction.
                            Gee, sensitive. You on your man-period or something?

                            j/k

                            Buy HER the knife. It's the coolest knife for a girl ever. Cuts baguette too. When I replied I thought you were just asking a general question so I showed you the knife I like the best.

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                              #15
                              Get the Swiss one with the tweezers.

                              Just in case!
                              I don't know.

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