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    Poetry

    There once was a congressman named Weiner
    Who had a perverted demeanor

    He was forced from the Hill
    For acting like Bill

    Now Congress is one Weiner Leaner


    Moral:

    You tweet your meat, you lose your seat
    Tuesday is soylent green day

    #2
    Creative and funny.
    Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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      #3
      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Take your pants off.

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        #4
        Roses are red
        violets are blue
        I have a knife now get in the van.

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          #5
          Night
          Oh Night
          Who likes her men white
          Woke up in Atlanta
          Twas a hell of a fright

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            #6
            Roses are red,
            Violets are pink,
            Learn the difference between verse and prose, dick.
            Go Space Force!!!

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              #7
              rozes twer red
              da harv bee dead

              proze oar verse
              twill hurt da head

              nietz bee a poet
              an
              ebery un knowz it

              "Virtute et armis"

              Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

              https://www.uso.org

              Islam is right about women

              sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

              #learn2code

              Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

              Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                #8
                Jesus loves you
                FOREVER
                Unless you don't love him back
                Then he'll set you on fire
                FOREVER
                ------------

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                  #9
                  Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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                    #10
                    Yes, pure poetry can be visual-




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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
                      Jesus loves you
                      FOREVER
                      Unless you don't love him back
                      Then he'll set you on fire
                      FOREVER
                      You speaketh the TRUTH, brother steve!

                      A JUST punishment, for refusing his Lord's love!

                      I will pray for the poor unsaved trash, though it will probably do no good. They are all, most unholy and determined, not to give up their promises of eternal damnation; in the fiery abyss they will soon call home!

                      Her very name and avatar, chills my most righteous soul! Perhaps, I will get one of the Freehold Reverands to pay her a visit. They will cast the demon back into the lake of fire! And all of us humble servants will rejoice!

                      Hallaluah! Praise be, brother Steve! May our Lord God touch you, even more!

                      It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                      No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rover View Post
                        That image, is very unsettling. That hairy child is a pot junkie! Just look at that massive needle, it's using to inject the WEED.

                        Most unnerving.

                        I shall cleanse myself, with bleach and a steel wool scrub!

                        It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                        No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Unclefred View Post
                          Yes, pure poetry can be visual-



                          That AGENT OF SATAN, has a most fiendish look in his eyes! Just look at his devilish grin!

                          I sure hope that is not a good and proper Christian girl! Though, she looks like a wicked slut, just begging for that Satan's red dick!

                          She will most likely burn in hell, for all of eternity!

                          She needs a good and righteous Christian man, to beat her back to God!

                          Praise be! Hallaluah!

                          Rejoice my fellow Christian brothers, at the slut's demise!

                          It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                          No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                            #14
                            Absolutely!
                            It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                            No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by HeavyHauler View Post
                              Oh brother HeavyHauler I see the lord is strong within ye. Blessed be, brother. Halelujah.

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