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    Uncle Likes the Horror




    Having read mixed reviews from screeners the past several months I had become wary about the film I had previously been anxiously awaiting. For one thing the cast was very intriguing: Tom Noonan, who was so effective as the deluded killer in 'Manhunter' and Mary Woronov who you might remember from Deathrace, Eating Raoul, or any number of wacky films from the 8o's. I was not disappointed, I assure you, they both were excellent in this film too, dripping with dread and weirdness. Another aspect which intrigued me was the premise of the film, the poster art and the title. As for the premise, lets begin,

    A young college girl answers an ad for babysitting, makes a call from the phonebooth and as she hangs up it rings. For her. Already things are a bit unsettling. I did say phonebooth, because the movie is placed somewhere in the 80's, a time when 70% of Americans believed in abusive Satanic cults, we are told. Other than a couple errors in speech, the film does a good job of creating the 80's without resorting to silly clothes like from a John Hughes movie. Ti West, the director, get's points for that. We soon find out, at the house (which is very spooky looking) that she was lied to and that the very tall and very odd man (Noonan) wants her to watch his elderly mother instead of a child. He and his wife are very anxious to leave and observe the lunar eclipse which is happening in a couple of hours. We know this is important because we are told about it several times by this point. She is weirded out and wants to leave but he offers her $400 to stay and watch the old lady. By now we know that bad things are going to happen. She seems afraid of that as well and quickly gets scared...but she needs the money badly...

    To say more would be a spoiler, I suppose, so I'd just say that the film builds slowly from this point to a very horrific and satisfying conclusion. I don't think anyone will be surprised by the events since they do remind one of any number of similar films. Like I said, this is a slow build up of tension and not a splatter film or torture film. It does have doses of each though. It also manages to not be silly or unbelievable. Well maybe a little if you want to a quibble. The movie isn't trying to offer explanations or versions of reality or settling the questions we all have about the occult. It's just telling a story and tells it very well. Thank the director for no shaky camera or night vision. At times I thought of' Halloween' and Laurie Strode, sometimes 'Rosemary's Baby' and even once of 'Darkness'. But I consider it a good thing that those films were brought to mind, because of their quality. For me, one of the years best that year.

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    Horror Rises From the Tomb was the first Paul Naschy film I ever saw, way back in the day. It was on vhs and faded and also cut. Still, because of the rarity of euro-horror at the time it really hooked me. The story is somewhat a mish mash of ghosts, resurrections, zombies and vampirism. It was the first appearance of Count Alaric De Marnac, the warlock. (he was seen again in the film Panic Beats). Naschy wrote the script in one day with the help of amphetamines and it is surprisingly coherant, considering.

    De Marnac and his evil mistress are executed for their 15th century crimes against humanity such as, murder, black magic, satanism and cannibalism. As they die a curse is spoken against the descendents of their executioners ending with "I will return!" Sure enough, in 1972 a descendant of Alaric goes with friends to his country estates to look for the bodies of the infamous pair after being intrigued at a seance with friends. As you can guess, the two are resurrected and murder and the occult break forth. The film is stamped with the usual Naschy style, he plays dual characters and doesn't try to evoke sympathy for either. He has his way with events and with the ladies, to hell with the consequences.

    A few years back the film was finally released on dvd over here but it was a cropped but uncut print with washed out colors that disappointed because included , was a nice wide-screen print that was cut of nudity and some bloodshed. It seemed like a tease. BCI fixed that with their release which is uncut, wide-screen and very vivid. It definitely makes the film step up in enjoyment. Even so, it has not retained the magic it once did for me because of the several better Naschy films I have seen. Is it good? Yes, I recommend Spanish horror fans see this one.

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      #3



      This is especially for you Euro horror fans. Released in 1988, directed by Italian Gianfranco Giagni and filmed on location in Budapest. The film immediately references it's title when Professor Alan Whitmore awakens from a nightmare about being locked in a closet with a large spider, as a child. He often flashes back to the nightmare when things get weird in real life. He is involved in a project named "Textus", which involves a worldwide investigation of some ancient religion hithertoo unknown. He is sent to Budapest to meet a Professor who had been sending revealing information about the inscriptions he found but has fallen silent, without further correspondence. When Alan arrives in Budapest it seems everyone he meets is trying to dissuade him from meeting with Professor Roth, including his wife. She claims that Roth has suffered a nervous breakdown and must have his injections now. When they meet, Roth quickly gives Alan some photos and a small plaque with inscriptions. He talks crazily about 'webs' and 'vortex's' and then a small black ball crashes through the window. Alan looks out to see a swing, empty, eeriely swinging. When he turns back Professor Roth is gone...

      The Spider Labyrinth quickly involves one in it's mysterious and paranoid atmosphere. Everyone seems to be listening in on Alan's conversation or leaving when he appears. Silence prevails in a crowded cafe and even the streets of Budapest are strangely empty. The theme of the labyrinth creatively runs through the winding avenues and oddly placed courtyards of the city and in the underground caverns that wind back on themselves and are strewn with the dead and cobwebs. The ancient spider cult and it's mysteries are revealed through gory and stylish murders inflicted by a demonic, spiderish killer who's wild flaming hair and brutal teeth remind one of all the scary witch dreams one had as a child.

      The camera work and stylish shot selection are really of the best quality and there is no cgi to be found. A top quality film, this one and really should be seen.


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        Anguish was released in the 80's and is one of the best of the many slasher films of the period. It stars Zelda Rubenstein who you remember as the psychic dwarf in Poltergeist. You know..."Come to the light..". and Michael Lerner who was great in Burton Fink. Director Gigas Luna is famous for Jamon Jamon.

        Anguish won the Golden Raven Award for It's original and compelling horror story. The movie is divided into two realities, a film within a film. In the first, Lerner plays a serial killer who works for an ophthalmologist, He has been killing his victims under the telepathic commands of his psychic Mother, played by Rubenstein. When he kills he steals the victims' eyes and adds them to his bizarre collection. This part of the film is quite good, mainly due to the acting and direction. When things shift, we find ourselves in a movie theater and things are about to go bloodily bad ala Lamberto Bava's "Demons". Don't want to give away more but recommend this one highly. The Anchor Bay dvd is in 2.35:1 format and includes the Spanish trailer.

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        "A common thug can kill someone, but it takes the talents of an intelligence service to make a murder appear to be a suicide or accident death." -- James Angleton, CIA, Chief of Counterintelligence.



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          #5
          You could be saying anything. I wouldn't know.
          I don't know.

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            #6
            I won't tell dudeman.

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              #7


              Originally posted by Unclefred View Post
              I won't tell dudeman.


              .
              I don't know.

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                #8
                I came real close to reading one of them movie reviews.

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                  #9
                  I was kidding. I read the first one, and part of the second.
                  I don't know.

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                    #10
                    Someone knows their shit.

                    I have never found any horror movies to actually be scary, even as a kid.

                    Only one movie ever really creeped me out, but it's a movie I love; the Devil's Advocate.
                    It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                    No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                      #11
                      Sure were alot of words in the first 4 posts, is there a readers digest version?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by HeavyHauler View Post
                        Someone knows their shit.

                        I have never found any horror movies to actually be scary, even as a kid.

                        Only one movie ever really creeped me out, but it's a movie I love; the Devil's Advocate.
                        I watched that a couple of times. It reminded me of a 70's movie. Good stuff.

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                          #13
                          I'm not gonna watch any of them since Uncleturd already spoiled the plots for me!
                          Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by rokitman View Post
                            I'm not gonna watch any of them since Uncleturd already spoiled the plots for me!
                            Did you here that Dracula gets a stake in the heart at the end?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Smudge View Post
                              Sure were alot of words in the first 4 posts, is there a readers digest version?
                              Scary movies.
                              It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                              No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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