Craigslist SUCKSSSSS

[D’Angelo Williams]

Seriously............... The sellers think they have the ONLY 1978 Pinto that has had EVERY oil change and is almost NEW, when you get there the piece of shit barely rolls on it's 4 flat threadbare tires


The buyers will tell you what a complete piece of shit you have, but they want it if you will cut your price in half.....

FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!!!!

[duke nukem]

I agree, the personals section just ain't what it used to be.

[Talon]

Yeah, I mean, like what happened to a friend of mine.... He calls for an escort and a tranny shows ups... I just don't know who to trust anymore!

[Belladonna]

I'd like to find a Gremlin on Craigslist. Not the Mogwai kind, this kind:

[duke nukem]

Forget it, still suck at these pictures.

[Harry Henderson]

I always list FIRM in the ad I am posting, whether I am selling or posting in the M4W section.

[Barney McDaniel]

Seriously............... The sellers think they have the ONLY 1978 Pinto that has had EVERY oil change and is almost NEW, when you get there the piece of shit barely rolls on it's 4 flat threadbare tires


The buyers will tell you what a complete piece of shit you have, but they want it if you will cut your price in half.....

FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!!!!

its the same with women on there. they make claims of being 28, work out everyday, super tight. then you meet them and they are a 78 pinto with two flat tires and a million miles on their engines..

[Sky]

I used to have the biggest crush on a guy with a gremlin. It was blue with a white stripe. Old and rusty.
He never liked me back. I was totally cute too. He was tall and blonde with messy hair and acne. Had me heartbroken for a year at least.
I'm glad things never worked out, I think I was only in to him for his rusty gremlin anyway.

[Smudge]

its the same with women on there. they make claims of being 28, work out everyday, super tight. then you meet them and they are a 78 pinto with two flat tires and a million miles on their engines..

I literally lol'd

[DocZeus]

I think I was only in to him for his rusty gremlin anyway.

Today's your lucky day, Sky!

I happen to have something right here that's a tad "rusty"......and you can call it a "gremlin" if'n ya want.....

DocZeus
AKA
The Old-But-Not-Decrepit One.....

[Sky]

Pfft, that's when I was teenager Doc. I'm a woman now.
I don't do rusty

[Tactical Knightmare]

Well crap.

I was going to go pick this up only because it was free. I figure it the person took the time to post it on Craigslist then it had to be worth something





I have the worst luck.

[Guest]

I like German beer.

[D’Angelo Williams]

So now I am selling a truck. 4x4, 4 door 2001 Chevy. Book value about $10k retail. Now mine has several upgrades, so I figure $7800 is a decent price.

I get all these emails "$5000 right now!" I answer all polite....... thanks for your interest, hoping to do a little better due to the pristine condition. Then the weirdos come in...... "It needs paint!" "You're too high!!!!" etc. My answer... "thanks for your interest........"

Geez........... if you don't like my truck, or my price then move along right? Why get all hot and abusive?

And the funny thing is, in about 2 weeks the migrant workers will be in town and will snap it up with cash. Just a fact of life here.

sigh.............. I hope to finish this deal and not have to do craigslist EVER again...........

[Harry Henderson]

Dude, just take $5,000 for it. Like I said before I have the cash RIGHT NOW! And I won't even ask for any money off if you have had sex on the seat. I only lowballed you because chicks dig a 2 door that screams " Rebellious single guy". Be honest, this is a soccer mom of trucks.