My patio has been the setting of a lot of good round table sessions and last night we had another.
I'm no young pup but it's a new age so I enjoy listening to younger people talk about what goes on these days.
My neighbor's best girlfriend just kicked her fella to the curb less than a week ago for being a no good so we got together on the patio for some mixed drinks, snacks and conversation.
What I learned...
Girls will get dressed and made up immaculately just to drink vodka on the old neighbor's patio so they can take selfies to post on facebook and let their ex know how good they are looking.
Girls get sent lots of dick pics and they usually just block the guy who sent them so don't be that guy fellas. If she wants to see your junk she will say so.
Short girls joke about dating guys so tall that she doesn't have to get on her knees.
I'm sure I will remember more as the hang over wears off.
I'm no young pup but it's a new age so I enjoy listening to younger people talk about what goes on these days.
My neighbor's best girlfriend just kicked her fella to the curb less than a week ago for being a no good so we got together on the patio for some mixed drinks, snacks and conversation.
What I learned...
Girls will get dressed and made up immaculately just to drink vodka on the old neighbor's patio so they can take selfies to post on facebook and let their ex know how good they are looking.
Girls get sent lots of dick pics and they usually just block the guy who sent them so don't be that guy fellas. If she wants to see your junk she will say so.
Short girls joke about dating guys so tall that she doesn't have to get on her knees.
I'm sure I will remember more as the hang over wears off.

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