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    Round Table Session

    My patio has been the setting of a lot of good round table sessions and last night we had another.

    I'm no young pup but it's a new age so I enjoy listening to younger people talk about what goes on these days.

    My neighbor's best girlfriend just kicked her fella to the curb less than a week ago for being a no good so we got together on the patio for some mixed drinks, snacks and conversation.

    What I learned...

    Girls will get dressed and made up immaculately just to drink vodka on the old neighbor's patio so they can take selfies to post on facebook and let their ex know how good they are looking.

    Girls get sent lots of dick pics and they usually just block the guy who sent them so don't be that guy fellas. If she wants to see your junk she will say so.

    Short girls joke about dating guys so tall that she doesn't have to get on her knees.

    I'm sure I will remember more as the hang over wears off.
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      #3
      Now that's cute! She's 5'6 though. How the heck is that short?
      No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. -Einstein
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        #4
        Her butt makes her look small I guess.
        Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.
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          #5
          Originally posted by rover View Post
          Her butt makes her look small I guess.
          No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. -Einstein
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            #6
            It's true, guys do send a lot of dick pics. And yes they get blocked, and we show those pics to our friends and make fun of them.
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              #7
              I'm so glad I'm not a woman.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post
                I'm so glad I'm not a woman.
                So are we, because you would be one UGLY bitch. And some unlucky dude would still hit that....... if he had drank enough.
                Go Space Force!!!
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                  #9
                  I'm pretty happy that I would make an ugly woman.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post
                    I'm so glad I'm not a woman.
                    I'd try it for a week.
                    Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by rover View Post

                      I'd try it for a week.
                      I wouldn't let you try it for a week. I have standards.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rover View Post

                        I'd try it for a week.
                        Told you someone would hit that.................
                        Go Space Force!!!
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                          #13
                          Is a week long enuff to learn to walk in heals?
                          Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.
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                            #14
                            Round tables always suck. Can never get the chairs under them for shit.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by rover View Post
                              Is a week long enuff to learn to walk in heals?
                              about five minutes. aim your feet about 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock, and make sure the heel of your foot goes in front of the toe of the other foot. That's what creates that marilyn monroe waddle. Overdo it and you look retarded.

                              Oh: and figure out the angle and plonk the whole foot down together, Not heel-toe. All one thing. You'll be fine.
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