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    Happy halloween

    Ive been taking over by zombies. I knew I should have not super sized my meal. I hope everyone's kids have a safe and fun time.I hope radios kids kick him in da nuts.
    Last edited by rab; 10-31-2015, 02:53 AM.

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    yaaaay! I have many lollies and they're all fundies around here so probably won't go trick or treating.

    I got good lollies. I may be forced to eat them myself.

    getting dark now - soon the little ghouls will be out, if they aren't being sent to some 'safe not-halloween' party where they can talk about jesus.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
      yaaaay! I have many lollies and they're all fundies around here so probably won't go trick or treating.

      I got good lollies. I may be forced to eat them myself.

      getting dark now - soon the little ghouls will be out, if they aren't being sent to some 'safe not-halloween' party where they can talk about jesus.
      I went as Jesus one year. I didn't get a ton of candy. Lots of Jehovah's witnesses in our hood

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        #4
        I foolishly told a woman on the bus my daughter's skeleton had arrived. she shat herself and started on about how unchristian it was.

        :Scuse me: I said to her, it was created by christians and practised by christians (documented by BEDE for god's sake) since the 900s AD.

        "Oh no christians follow it" she said "you ask one."

        "SO,...." I said to her. "When you say "Christian" do you include people like Catholics and Presbyterians or do you just mean.....


        "oh well the Americans have commercialised it haven't they." she said.

        "They've commercialised Christmas and I don't see you binning that." I said.

        I wonder if she's going to try and save me next week. She has been trying to save me.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
          I foolishly told a woman on the bus my daughter's skeleton had arrived. she shat herself and started on about how unchristian it was.

          :Scuse me: I said to her, it was created by christians and practised by christians (documented by BEDE for god's sake) since the 900s AD.

          "Oh no christians follow it" she said "you ask one."

          "SO,...." I said to her. "When you say "Christian" do you include people like Catholics and Presbyterians or do you just mean.....


          "oh well the Americans have commercialised it haven't they." she said.

          "They've commercialised Christmas and I don't see you binning that." I said.

          I wonder if she's going to try and save me next week. She has been trying to save me.
          I would have told her that Jesus hates her . then moved seats.

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            #6
            Originally posted by rab View Post
            I would have told her that Jesus hates her . then moved seats.
            I am surrounded by godbotherers.

            I work at a religious organisation, but the people I work with are lovely, and long-term christians, with no huge axe to grind and not at all annoying. but blimey. the ones who come from those weird little 50 person sects are intense.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
              I am surrounded by godbotherers.

              I work at a religious organisation, but the people I work with are lovely, and long-term christians, with no huge axe to grind and not at all annoying. but blimey. the ones who come from those weird little 50 person sects are intense.
              If more people would trust in rab. The world would be such a better place

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                #8
                I try to get them to believe in Jibbers Crabst but they won't follow - even though it's patently clear.
                 

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                  #9
                  I keep trying to get people to join my church. The church of rab. Be the same as a survivalist community. Just tax free shelter.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by rab View Post
                    I keep trying to get people to join my church. The church of rab. Be the same as a survivalist community. Just tax free shelter.
                    I'll join. What shall we say we believe in?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
                      I'll join. What shall we say we believe in?
                      Honesty. Free love. 30 work weeks.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rab View Post
                        Honesty. Free love. 30 work weeks.
                        30 hr working weeks sounds good. I'll go with that.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
                          30 hr working weeks sounds good. I'll go with that.
                          OK. First meeting is in tuvaru. Nov. 15. The beach. High noon.be there

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                            #14
                            Sure. Where's tuvaru?

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                              #15
                              Out in the ocean somewhere east of you I think. Tuvalu.guess north of you
                              Last edited by rab; 10-31-2015, 03:41 AM.

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