Phrase translator

[Mayaca]

I have been dealing with craigslist, and in my area we have a lot of hispanic folks during season. So I found a website that translates, and seems really good. It does phrases in addition to single words. This is pretty important since sentence structure seems really odd and disjointed when you go word by word.

I don't know if any of you will be interested but:

http://www.systransoft.com/lp/text-translation/

[rover]

Why do business with filthy foreigners ?

[Mayaca]

Why do business with filthy foreigners ?

Because they have American money. Besides........ my favorite uncle is Mexican. True story.

[Woods Devil]

I worked on the road installing fire sprinkler systems for a lot of years and found that two Spanish phrases covered most of my needs

Donde esta el jefe

Where is the boss

and

Quiero dos hamburguesas y una coca cola por favor

I want two hamburgers and a coke

[Mayaca]

Dos (or Tres) tacos de barbacoa por favor. tortilla de harina no cilantro si saboya. salsa verde por favor.

That is the extent of my spoken Spanish. I can order the food I like, and that's it.

[Night]

I can order eggs and beer and ask where is the bathroom. All you need to know!

[rover]

caer el arma y obtener en el suelo

[Mayaca]

caer el arma y obtener en el suelo

To fall the weapon and to obtain in the ground. I am losing faith in this translator....

[TheRabbit]

I can count to 39 in spanish, but only to 3 in french and german. I want to learn german.

[Harry Henderson]

I used to be fluent in basic Spanish, but Arabic has fouled me up. At one point I used half and half and the recipient looked at me confused. I dropped Spanish fluency for Arabic, and right now it seems like the right call. InshaAllah

[UnderTheStars]

I know how to order beer in Spanish. Maybe some food. I did a speech in Spsnish at a wedding and had some horrified looks from the wedding party.

German in high school. I could get to a library for sure. And order beer.

caer el arma y obtener en el suelo

Drop the weapon and get on the floor

Google translate

[gamgee]

Necesito un poco de ibuprofeno y un mapa, por favor.

[UnderTheStars]

Necesito un poco de ibuprofeno y un mapa, por favor.

I need an Ibuprofen from listening to too much Poco - please?

[Night]

I am fluent in Cajun . . . which is a bastardized language that I think swampbilly butchers even more

[rokitman]

I know how to order beer in Spanish.

Google translate

Uno mas cervesa por favor.........or something like that. That's all I need!