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    UK Sheeple............

    Bit long winded you might just wanna skip to the end and comment.

    I bought a couple of UK legal (3" or less nonlocking blade) pocket knives as gifts for a friend and his wife, Imperial Shrade Sodbuster Mini. Went to the post office to post as we'd got a couple of Ebay sales to get off also, the clerk asked me what was in the 1st package Computer games was the reply, all smiles from both sides of the counter I was in an awesome mood I'd finished work for the weekend.

    Come to my package,

    Clerk: whats in the package?

    Me: 2 pocket knives.............

    Her smile disappeared and she stepped back from the counter,

    Me: whats the matter??

    Clerk: *mutters something about not being allowed to post weapons*

    Me: WTF?

    Wife: Calm down

    Me: WTF?

    Clerk: Checking list of illegal/ prohibited items and calls her supervisor over.

    Me: It's not a weapon it's a pocket knife

    Clerk: yeah but it could be used as a weapon, couldn't it?

    Me: So can a bloody pen and they're a damnsite easier to hide. It's not a weapon it's a pocket knife, it's perfectly legal to own and carry, I received them in the post 2 days ago, they're still sealed in box inside the padded envelope. I have a similar one in my pocket if you'd like to see (I was in my work cloths) they're non-locking under 3" blade I can't afford to carry an illegal knife.

    *Muttering from the queue behind me*

    Clerks boss is on the phone.

    Clerk looks up from her list as can't find anything saying they can't ship them.

    Clerks boss gets off the phone and says they can ship them if they are legal to own............ I'm kinda pissed off by now paid for 1st class delivery (They arrived next day).

    Last time I sent a knife in the post I was sending it for a regrind and listed it as Bushcraft tool (5" blade) I was really kinda put out after my experience friday, fucking muppet bitch

    #2
    Was she wearing a uniform?
    I don't know.

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      #3


      I can order an AR upper through the mail.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Smudge View Post
        Bit long winded you might just wanna skip to the end and comment.

        I bought a couple of UK legal (3" or less nonlocking blade) pocket knives as gifts for a friend and his wife, Imperial Shrade Sodbuster Mini. Went to the post office to post as we'd got a couple of Ebay sales to get off also, the clerk asked me what was in the 1st package Computer games was the reply, all smiles from both sides of the counter I was in an awesome mood I'd finished work for the weekend.

        Come to my package,

        Clerk: whats in the package?

        Me: 2 pocket knives.............

        Her smile disappeared and she stepped back from the counter,

        Me: whats the matter??

        Clerk: *mutters something about not being allowed to post weapons*

        Me: WTF?

        Wife: Calm down

        Me: WTF?

        Clerk: Checking list of illegal/ prohibited items and calls her supervisor over.

        Me: It's not a weapon it's a pocket knife

        Clerk: yeah but it could be used as a weapon, couldn't it?

        Me: So can a bloody pen and they're a damnsite easier to hide. It's not a weapon it's a pocket knife, it's perfectly legal to own and carry, I received them in the post 2 days ago, they're still sealed in box inside the padded envelope. I have a similar one in my pocket if you'd like to see (I was in my work cloths) they're non-locking under 3" blade I can't afford to carry an illegal knife.

        *Muttering from the queue behind me*

        Clerks boss is on the phone.

        Clerk looks up from her list as can't find anything saying they can't ship them.

        Clerks boss gets off the phone and says they can ship them if they are legal to own............ I'm kinda pissed off by now paid for 1st class delivery (They arrived next day).

        Last time I sent a knife in the post I was sending it for a regrind and listed it as Bushcraft tool (5" blade) I was really kinda put out after my experience friday, fucking muppet bitch

        ya get what yall asked for limey..deal with it
        "Virtute et armis"

        Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

        https://www.uso.org

        Islam is right about women

        sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

        #learn2code

        Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

        Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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          #5
          Originally posted by swampbilly View Post


          ya get what yall asked for limey..deal with it

          I've asked nobody for nothing yank, fuck off and chew on a dick.

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            #6
            yall made your bed, deal with it limey
            "Virtute et armis"

            Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

            https://www.uso.org

            Islam is right about women

            sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

            #learn2code

            Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

            Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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              #7
              Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post


              I can order an AR upper through the mail.

              I can order all sorts, sending seems to be a problem though

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                #8
                Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                Was she wearing a uniform?

                Nope, when I left she wasn't even wearing a smile.

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                  #9
                  Hell, I can get rocket motors through the mail. Must be shipped by ground and marked as class 1.4 explosive and some have haz-mat charges but nonetheless.....................
                  Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                    #10
                    Who really needs a pocket knife anyways. Should have just got them prepaid card for fast food or something.
                    Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by rover View Post
                      Who really needs a pocket knife anyways. Should have just got them prepaid card for fast food or something.

                      I'll take a poket knifee, tankya berry much
                      "Virtute et armis"

                      Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                      https://www.uso.org

                      Islam is right about women

                      sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                      #learn2code

                      Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                      Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                        #12
                        It was a joke. All Americans are fat...
                        Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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                          #13
                          Just because you feel the need to endanger the safety of the public by shipping a weapon, does not give you the right to complain when you made the mistake of not declaring that the second box was computer games too.
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                            #14
                            Next time just lie and say it's a tie
                            Tuesday is soylent green day

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                              #15
                              I think that a knife gift is a sweet gift.

                              I am glad that you got them shipped off okay in the end.

                              Cate

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