Best food for first date

[Harry Henderson]

Something that you use your hands, get a little messy, but still shows off the proper usage between the salad fork and the dinner fork.

[Mayaca]

Spaghetti. no utensils. just start sucking on one end of the pasta. I saw it in a movie once.

[Harry Henderson]

She is not a tramp. Gracefully large footed

[TheRabbit]

Fish stew. Homemade.

[Harry Henderson]

Restaurants prohibit outside food, I need to flash my wealth a little to impress her.

[Talon]

Italian. Chicks love Italian.

[Mayaca]

Borscht. It again, adds to the mystery.

[Harry Henderson]

I am not taking Talon's advice.

#SaladGirlLivesMatter

[Harry Henderson]

Borscht. It again, adds to the mystery.

Too phallic, I want to appear considerate.

[Mayaca]

Too phallic, I want to appear considerate.

You are too worried about appearances. And how is soup phallic?

[Harry Henderson]

You are too worried about appearances. And how is soup phallic?

An enlarged tipped spoon on a shaft must be repeatedly inserted into the mouth.

It's quite offensive.

[Mayaca]

An enlarged tipped spoon on a shaft must be repeatedly inserted into the mouth.

It's quite offensive.

no, spoons are for squares man. You hold the bowl up and slurp it up. That way the only sexual reference is all about her. The fish stew also works for this, but might make her insecure.

[Harry Henderson]

What if she is trypophobic and the bowls are small soup bowls?

[Mayaca]

What if she is trypophobic and the bowls are small soup bowls?

I know this will sound extreme, but you would simply have to punch her in the face. Then scoop her up and pour the soup in her busted lip. The cool soup will soothe her wound, and she will have a mixed reaction to being struck and being helped. Again.......... you are mysterious.........


I really should charge for this level of advice.

[Harry Henderson]

Lets just go with something you cannot dribble.