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    Best food for first date

    Something that you use your hands, get a little messy, but still shows off the proper usage between the salad fork and the dinner fork.
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    Spaghetti. no utensils. just start sucking on one end of the pasta. I saw it in a movie once.
    Go Space Force!!!

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      #3
      She is not a tramp. Gracefully large footed
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        #4
        Fish stew. Homemade.

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          #5
          Restaurants prohibit outside food, I need to flash my wealth a little to impress her.
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            #6
            Italian. Chicks love Italian.
            "L E X - T A L I O N I S"

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              #7
              Borscht. It again, adds to the mystery.
              Go Space Force!!!

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                #8
                I am not taking Talon's advice.

                #SaladGirlLivesMatter
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mayaca View Post
                  Borscht. It again, adds to the mystery.
                  Too phallic, I want to appear considerate.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post

                    Too phallic, I want to appear considerate.
                    You are too worried about appearances. And how is soup phallic?
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mayaca View Post

                      You are too worried about appearances. And how is soup phallic?
                      An enlarged tipped spoon on a shaft must be repeatedly inserted into the mouth.

                      It's quite offensive.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post

                        An enlarged tipped spoon on a shaft must be repeatedly inserted into the mouth.

                        It's quite offensive.
                        no, spoons are for squares man. You hold the bowl up and slurp it up. That way the only sexual reference is all about her. The fish stew also works for this, but might make her insecure.
                        Go Space Force!!!

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                          #13
                          What if she is trypophobic and the bowls are small soup bowls?
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                            What if she is trypophobic and the bowls are small soup bowls?
                            I know this will sound extreme, but you would simply have to punch her in the face. Then scoop her up and pour the soup in her busted lip. The cool soup will soothe her wound, and she will have a mixed reaction to being struck and being helped. Again.......... you are mysterious.........


                            I really should charge for this level of advice.
                            Go Space Force!!!

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                              #15
                              Lets just go with something you cannot dribble.
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