Mountain Hold - Chronicles of Terra's Edge Book 1

[Watch Ryder]

The dawn heralds the collapse of world infrastructures, cities becoming arenas of mayhem while governments across the globe fall. Out of the maelstrom of chaos diverse factions are forged and an intrepid new spirit arises.

A small group of survivors desperately flee the collapse. Hoping to build a sanctuary from the havoc they head into the Rocky Mountains. In the valley below their haven, a small town finds itself under siege from a seemingly unstoppable horde of raiders.

Dark, powerful forces of the apocalypse have awoken,
seeking to control and enslave humanity.

One of their targets - The Mountain Hold!

[TheRabbit]

Are you here trying to sell something?

[Watch Ryder]

Just making much needed contributions Mr Fluff!

[TheRabbit]

I think you are trying to make money.

[Mayaca]

I think you are trying to make money.

I think he is lonely and looking for affirmation. No one makes money self publishing.

[TheRabbit]

I made millions off of self publishing.

[Mayaca]

I made millions off of self publishing.

Of course you did. It's the internet. I believe everything you say.

[gamgee]

I would have put a comma after havoc.

[Night]

Why do all these end of the world books have everyone heading to the mountains? It's fucking cold and snows a ton. I'm heading south

[Smudge]

Admin I think watch ryder would like to open a merchant account

[Mayaca]

Why do all these end of the world books have everyone heading to the mountains? It's fucking cold and snows a ton. I'm heading south

I will put aside some extra provisions, but you gots to pull your weight. You ever dig a latrine before?

[Absolutely!]

I like terry pratchetts best, but coming a close second are Lee Childs. What childs lacks in humour (and he has no humour whatsoever) he makes up for in sheer pointless raunch and clean, unadorned narrative. His sentences are never more than about 10 words long: it's fantastic.

I was told I write like frank sargeson: having been raised in a purple hell with Barbara Cartlands and harlequin romances festooning every available horizontal surface of my home, ( I believe my mother got a new boxful of this tripe every month) I seem to have experienced an allergic reaction and shun the humble adjective as though my life depended on it.

[Absolutely!]

Hope the book goes well.

PS found this. very funny.

PS something massively wrong with this website. Here's what I'm trying to post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk

[Night]

I will put aside some extra provisions, but you gots to pull your weight. You ever dig a latrine before?

That's what drywall mud buckets are for 😀

[Watch Ryder]

Plenty of wood in them thar mountains, get fueling the wood stove, a nice lady to be with and you've got the buzz folks.