TKs Weekend Movie Review

[Tactical Knightmare]

So watched three flicks yesterday:

Pawn Sacrifice- Great movie, even if you are not into chess, it is about Bobby Fischer's rise in the chess world as a kid and his showdown with the Russian Boris Spassky for the World Grandmaster Chamionship. Great insight to a brilliant, yet seriously warped mind of Fischer. Loved it- 5 buttholes !

Boy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse - Funny flick, lots of action, interesting take on Zombies. meh plot- so 3 buttholes !

BlackOut- Doomsday movie about loss of the power grid, good movie for preppers to stroke hard ons over. Plot was shaky acting was ok, would watch again- 4 buttholes !

[swampbilly]

Watched Crash
and Doom

[UnderTheStars]

Pawn Sacrifice looks good. I was obsessed with Fisher at the time. Yeah, I'm old.

I don't get out lately, but a sister saw The Revenent and said it was amazing. Brutal movie to make. They didn't want CGI or special effects, so they threw cast and crew into harsh elements and ran with it. Filming ran over by something like 10 months.

[Tactical Knightmare]

I hear there was a raping bear in Revenent. But that the movie seriously kicked ass !

[UnderTheStars]

I heard that too - both things.

[Talon]

I went to see '13 Hours' about a week ago.. Nothing new under the sun, but it was enjoyable.

[Tactical Knightmare]

I went to see '13 Hours' about a week ago.. Nothing new under the sun, but it was enjoyable.

How many buttholes would you rate it on a 1 to 5 scale?

[Talon]

I'd give it a 3.5.

How many buttholes would you rate it on a 1 to 5 scale?

[Absolutely!]

I refuse to watch the new Revenant because Revenant 2009 was soo unbearably fucking funny. 9/10. Who wants to watch leonardo de caprio being vengeful & intense in a bearskin for 2 hrs + when you can watch a zombie kill bill movie?


This weekend I watched The Carrier: 6/10. maybe 5. Virus sweeps england, very infectious. a few people on a plane must keep away from infection to survive. unfortunately they have to land for fuel in England after having flown around for ages (???) and bad things happen. the goodies win, the baddies lose, very average.

Backtrack: tacky movie about an american attempting an australian accent (sometimes british, sometimes canadian sounding) who is a psychologist and realises all his patients are dead. why are they coming to see him? doo doo doo

Fear levels maybe 3/10.
General plot, relatively interesting until the 'grudge' scene, luckily that didn't last long. and daughter says if she was a ghost, she'd totally do a grudge scene too.

Burnt - American chef going for 3rd star. starts out an asshole, has plot development, finds himself, becomes less of an asshole, gets 3rd star. there were some very pretty (unrecogniseable) dishes on some plates. Maybe 7/10 but would not watch again.

He Never died - a little bit macho. Dude lives in building being chased by.... aha, not telling. hears voices and sees people. Life intrudes: has to save daughter from mafia. Is bulletproof. Is giant cunt, then has brief love interest before turning back into giant cunt so very realistic. 8/10. Have watched twice now.

Scouts' guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Zombie flick, enjoyable. Had horror moment for boys with hero having to hang onto zombie dick (stretched out to about 3 feet) for survival, saw son cringe, however boys get their own back when zombie gives chick cunny lingis with too much tooth, she staggers out into crowd and guy says 'dude, you're a pig, get a tampon'. - all girls in theatre groan in shared agony and son was very happy I got to experience some pain.

8/10

[mattmuttsmith]

Are Five Buttholes equal to two thumbs?

[Tactical Knightmare]

Are Five Buttholes equal to two thumbs?

Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.

[dudeman]

Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.

I'll bet daks does. Anyone see his new name? the dark one, oooooooo scary.

[Tactical Knightmare]

I'll bet daks does. Anyone see his new name? the dark one, oooooooo scary.

It might be in reference to that bottomless abyss he sits on when prowling the rest stops.

[mattmuttsmith]

Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.

oh ok.

I didn't know. I thought it was implied.

Oh well.

[Absolutely!]

Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.

that's what you keep saying anyway.