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    TKs Weekend Movie Review

    So watched three flicks yesterday:

    Pawn Sacrifice- Great movie, even if you are not into chess, it is about Bobby Fischer's rise in the chess world as a kid and his showdown with the Russian Boris Spassky for the World Grandmaster Chamionship. Great insight to a brilliant, yet seriously warped mind of Fischer. Loved it- 5 buttholes !

    Boy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse - Funny flick, lots of action, interesting take on Zombies. meh plot- so 3 buttholes !

    BlackOut- Doomsday movie about loss of the power grid, good movie for preppers to stroke hard ons over. Plot was shaky acting was ok, would watch again- 4 buttholes !
    ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

    #2
    Watched Crash
    and Doom
    "Virtute et armis"

    Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

    https://www.uso.org

    Islam is right about women

    sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

    #learn2code

    Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

    Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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      #3
      Pawn Sacrifice looks good. I was obsessed with Fisher at the time. Yeah, I'm old.

      I don't get out lately, but a sister saw The Revenent and said it was amazing. Brutal movie to make. They didn't want CGI or special effects, so they threw cast and crew into harsh elements and ran with it. Filming ran over by something like 10 months.
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        #4
        I hear there was a raping bear in Revenent. But that the movie seriously kicked ass !
        ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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          #5
          I heard that too - both things.

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            #6
            I went to see '13 Hours' about a week ago.. Nothing new under the sun, but it was enjoyable.
            "L E X - T A L I O N I S"

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              #7
              Originally posted by Talon View Post
              I went to see '13 Hours' about a week ago.. Nothing new under the sun, but it was enjoyable.
              How many buttholes would you rate it on a 1 to 5 scale?
              ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                #8
                I'd give it a 3.5.

                Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post

                How many buttholes would you rate it on a 1 to 5 scale?
                "L E X - T A L I O N I S"

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                  #9
                  I refuse to watch the new Revenant because Revenant 2009 was soo unbearably fucking funny. 9/10. Who wants to watch leonardo de caprio being vengeful & intense in a bearskin for 2 hrs + when you can watch a zombie kill bill movie?


                  This weekend I watched The Carrier: 6/10. maybe 5. Virus sweeps england, very infectious. a few people on a plane must keep away from infection to survive. unfortunately they have to land for fuel in England after having flown around for ages (???) and bad things happen. the goodies win, the baddies lose, very average.

                  Backtrack: tacky movie about an american attempting an australian accent (sometimes british, sometimes canadian sounding) who is a psychologist and realises all his patients are dead. why are they coming to see him? doo doo doo

                  Fear levels maybe 3/10.
                  General plot, relatively interesting until the 'grudge' scene, luckily that didn't last long. and daughter says if she was a ghost, she'd totally do a grudge scene too.

                  Burnt - American chef going for 3rd star. starts out an asshole, has plot development, finds himself, becomes less of an asshole, gets 3rd star. there were some very pretty (unrecogniseable) dishes on some plates. Maybe 7/10 but would not watch again.

                  He Never died - a little bit macho. Dude lives in building being chased by.... aha, not telling. hears voices and sees people. Life intrudes: has to save daughter from mafia. Is bulletproof. Is giant cunt, then has brief love interest before turning back into giant cunt so very realistic. 8/10. Have watched twice now.

                  Scouts' guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Zombie flick, enjoyable. Had horror moment for boys with hero having to hang onto zombie dick (stretched out to about 3 feet) for survival, saw son cringe, however boys get their own back when zombie gives chick cunny lingis with too much tooth, she staggers out into crowd and guy says 'dude, you're a pig, get a tampon'. - all girls in theatre groan in shared agony and son was very happy I got to experience some pain.

                  ‚Äč8/10

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                    #10
                    Are Five Buttholes equal to two thumbs?
                    A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


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                      #11
                      Originally posted by mattmuttsmith View Post
                      Are Five Buttholes equal to two thumbs?
                      Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.
                      ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post

                        Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.
                        I'll bet daks does. Anyone see his new name? the dark one, oooooooo scary.
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by dudeman View Post

                          I'll bet daks does. Anyone see his new name? the dark one, oooooooo scary.
                          It might be in reference to that bottomless abyss he sits on when prowling the rest stops.
                          ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post

                            Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.
                            oh ok.

                            I didn't know. I thought it was implied.

                            Oh well.
                            A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post

                              Bro...we dont mix thumbs and buttholes.
                              that's what you keep saying anyway.

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