I hate Subway.

[Steve28]

I seriously hate those fuckers.

Subway Artist: [Smiling expectantly because apparently they don't greet customers]

Me: Saw an add for the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub on tv, looks good. I'll take a foot long, no peppers if it comes with peppers.



Subway Artist: What kind of bread?

Me: White.

Subway artist: What would you like on that?

Me: The stuff in the add on the commercial for Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub, all of it except peppers, if it usually has peppers

Subway Artist: I don't know what's on the sub in the commercial sir, but I'll make the sub any way you want it.

Me: There's a picture of it right behind you on the wall. It says Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub. I'd like you to make it like that, without peppers.

Subway Artist: But sir, you have to tell me how you want it.

Me: I want it like the picture behind you. Hell, I'll even take the peppers if there's peppers and pick them off myself.

Subway Artist: I don't know what's in the picture sir, just tell me what you'd like.

Me: (Thinking not saying) Right now I'd like it shoved up your ass.

Me: (Actually saying to wife): Hun, let's got to Wendy's where I won't have to tell them how to make a fucking baconator.

[Tactical Knightmare]

check your privlege

[Steve28]

White man not allowed to get what's in the picture no mo?

Just wanted a shitty sub.

[piranha2]

I like Subway. Always get my sammich just like I want it.

[Steve28]

I like Subway. Always get my sammich just like I want it.

If you never try anything new then how do you ever get to try something other than the same boring old shit you already knew you liked?

That's supposed to be the point of those commercials right? Come to Subway! Try something new! Check out this ranch nacho lemon herb chicken beef shit or whatever! It's new and Yummy!

They make the commercials but they don't tell the fucking staff how to make the fucking thing and instead you have to tell them how to make the same shit you ate last time. What the fuck is that?

Why is the fucking picture even up there?

[Tomboyy]

Why couldn't you look at the picture and tell her what you wanted on it ?

[HeavyHauler]

Subway is fuckin' chinzy with their veggies.

Come on, like fuck guise; your veggies are cheap as fuck, load that shit on there. Don't be fuckin' cheap with it.

[HeavyHauler]

And you did the right thing, going to Wendy's for a delicious square burger.

If I want one, I have to drive at least 8 hours south and pay $150-$200 gas to get it.

It's worth it, some days.

[UnderTheStars]

#PassiveAggressiveSandwichArtist

#DoYourArt

[gamgee]

It's nice that you guys do stuff together.

[Smudge]

If you never try anything new then how do you ever get to try something other than the same boring old shit you already knew you liked?

That's supposed to be the point of those commercials right? Come to Subway! Try something new! Check out this ranch nacho lemon herb chicken beef shit or whatever! It's new and Yummy!

They make the commercials but they don't tell the fucking staff how to make the fucking thing and instead you have to tell them how to make the same shit you ate last time. What the fuck is that?

Why is the fucking picture even up there?

1st world problems, huh?

Only ever been to subway once, I was pissed as a cunt had a meatball sub... That was 13/14 yes ago I think.

[Tomboyy]

Some subways are better than others.

I was working construction years ago and the crew and I went to one and I ordered a tuna sub. They took this little plastic cup(like a shot glass size) and filled it with tuna and put it on the bread. I was like holy fuck can you spare some tuna there.

My wife goes to this location that's on her way home and when I get a tuna they take 3-4 big scoops from an ice cream scooper and spread it out... that fucker weighs a pound.

[Talon]

Yeah, it's hit or miss with Subway's. Some of them are nice, clean and well managed, and others are rat holes.

[bowclan]

Mine is pretty standard when I do go. Black Forest Ham & pepper jack on wheat. Pretty much all veggies then salt pepper mustard.

Years ago it was their seafood sub was my go to sub.

[rokitman]

In Seattle Subway built two new stores within 2 blocks of another Subway and couldn't figure out why the original lost business. Now that's good planning!