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    What is the best period or type of art to discuss on a first date?
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    #2
    Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
    What is the best period or type of art to discuss on a first date?
    neoclassicism. You should have also asked "why" so I could explain.
    Go Space Force!!!

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      #3
      Don't discuss periods on a first date.

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        #4
        You have my permission, if not my attention.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Harvey_Wideshaft View Post
          Don't discuss periods on a first date.
          What if she is an epoch kind of girl?
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            #6
            Art should not be discussed until the 3rd date.

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              #7
              porn. get it started quickly.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                What is the best period or type of art to discuss on a first date?
                Taxidermy. Nothing says normal like skinning and stuffing animals. In case I've never told you guys, Maynard is going to be taxidermied ( I spell how I want!) into a sleeping position when he dies, so we can spend eternity together.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Harlequin View Post

                  Taxidermy. Nothing says normal like skinning and stuffing animals. In case I've never told you guys, Maynard is going to be taxidermied ( I spell how I want!) into a sleeping position when he dies, so we can spend eternity together.
                  I am making a bone necklace of finger joints of all my pets for the same sentiment. (As long as no one finds them, they are pets not captives, right?)
                  Go Space Force!!!

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                    #10
                    "Art" is somewhat of a vague title that could mean garbage depending on perspective. I would suggest that drawing a phallic member on a napkin and asking her to judge your "Art" would not go over well!
                    Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                      #11
                      Art Carney. Any chick that doesn't know Art Carney is probably too young, or insufficiently educated.
                      I don't know.

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                        #12
                        First dates are for figuring out if there should be a second date. Unless Art taste are a deal breaker, don't bring it up. You should be finding out if she's crazy.
                        -Admin

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                          #13
                          You should ask if she's ever been committed to a mental institution. You would be shocked at how many women have been institutionalized for mental instability.

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                            #14
                            If you go to her house check the medicine cabinet when you go to the bathroom. Look for antipsychotics.
                            -Admin

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tracker View Post
                              You should ask if she's ever been committed to a mental institution. You would be shocked at how many women have been institutionalized for mental instability.
                              Nah, the number wouldn't shock me. I've been with my man since I was 15. They bring out the devil in us like nothing else.

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