I think my wife stole my smoke

[Steve28]

I don't know for sure though.

She was out playing in a darts tournament so I took the opportunity to lay down on the coach and watch some TV. She owns the coach when she's home, I have to sit on the chair. Tonight the coach was mine.

So NCIS was on and I fell asleep. I mean, I like NCIS but they're showing ones from 2005 now.

When I went to sleep I think I had an unlit smoke in my hand, but I may have dreamed that. I half woke up when she came in with my hand over my head that may or may not have had a smoke in it. But I feigned sleep and didn't move, even snored a bit so she'd go away. Then she may or may not have removed the smoke from my hand or I may or may not have dropped the smoke behind the coach - I'm not sure if I was actually awake. Plus I may or may not have been holding a smoke at all.

Then the dog wanted to go out

So now she's asleep on that coach. I'm wondering if I should wake her up so I can check under the coach for that smoke that may or may not exist. I mean, I have other smokes, so it's no emergency but...

Did you guys see my dementia thread?

[gamgee]

I think you may mean couch.

[UnderTheStars]

Steve, you sure it's dementia? Cause it sounds like you dropped a couple of tabs of acid, or smoked some high-paranoia strain of pot.

[Mayaca]

I think he meant coach. He is really in to sports.

[Night]

I see why your wife makes you sit in the chair.

[gamgee]

I think he meant coach. He is really in to sports.

This is a good point. I imagined Steve couldn't fit a stagecoach
in his house, with all those kids, but he could probably fit a hockey coach.
Maybe even a curling coach.

[rokitman]

I wonder where he dropped his bottle!

[TheRabbit]

This threads is dildos!

[dudeman]

[Tactical Knightmare]

3 words : cavity search

[Mayaca]

3 words : cavity search

Didn't you die earlier? Some insect swarm or something?

[rab]

Deep and hard

[Tracker]

Stop smoking, Steve. That shit will kill ya.

[rokitman]

Didn't you die earlier? Some insect swarm or something?

It was only one lil wasp and a walking dandelion!

[Absolutely!]

Guys don't be assholes. You have to help Steve.

My mother's getting dementia. She's in denial. Steve's manning up which must deal with at least 3/4 of the problems I'm having with my mother who is 100% full of shit about it. And god save us all when she drinks.

Steve: the smoke has probably gone out so you won't burn the house down. But you're going to have to stop drinking or anything at all that can alter your mind because it will fuck you up monumentally.

http://www.sciencealert.com/new-alzheimer-s-treatment-fully-restores-memory-function/

Read this link Steve. Maybe it's something you can get them to do for you?