Priorities ?

[Ricekila]

He haz-em --

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/04/12/australian-dad-arrested-for-buckling-up-beer-not-kids/?intcmp=hplnws

[Slats]

Ridiculous. All you have to do to make more kids is fuck and wait 9 months. Beer takes skill. Ferments faster, sure, but takes skill.

[dudeman]

I remember the car seat I rode in when I was little. It just hooked over the back seat in the station wagon we had. But it did have a padded bar that came down over you.

It was something like this.

[Ricekila]

I think mine was blue ?

[Mayaca]

We had a blue LTD station wagon. It had the flip up seats in the very back. The kind that ran parallel to the car...... Like sitting in a basement. No car seat that I know of.

[Absolutely!]

He haz-em --

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/...?intcmp=hplnws

Don't see the problem.

Beersies break. Kids are squishy like balloons. and if you jam six of them in together they can't get flung around in a crash anyway.

I mean come on. This wasn't bottled fecking perrier. This was XXXX.

[Absolutely!]

Ridiculous. All you have to do to make more kids is fuck and wait 9 months. Beer takes skill. Ferments faster, sure, but takes skill.

Sometimes I swear you're like a guy version of me. Just sayin.

[Absolutely!]

In fact you can kind of use kids in place of those big packing peanuts. 6 kids surrounding your seatbelted beersies. Yes. Yes. That is damn fine practical thinking.

[Slats]

Where the hell did everybody go? C'mon guys, Bigfoot is like totally real, votes Republican, and doesn't eat fag cakes. See? I'll be nice.

[Absolutely!]

Where the hell did everybody go? C'mon guys, Bigfoot is like totally real, votes Republican, and doesn't eat fag cakes. See? I'll be nice.

I suspect it's 2am and they're all asleep over there. what time is it with you? 8:19pm here.

[Smudge]

Ridiculous. All you have to do to make more kids is fuck and wait 9 months. Beer takes skill. Ferments faster, sure, but takes skill.

Oh no you didn't!!!

[Slats]

I suspect it's 2am and they're all asleep over there. what time is it with you? 8:19pm here.

ehh, midnight thirty-ish. I was only kind of kidding when I said I would sleep when all my enemies were dead. Lifelong insomniac.

[Slats]

Oh no you didn't!!!

Well, its true, ain't it?

[Absolutely!]

ehh, midnight thirty-ish. I was only kind of kidding when I said I would sleep when all my enemies were dead. Lifelong insomniac.

I had insomnia once for 2 weeks when I quit smoking. I went mental with exhaustion.

[Slats]

I had insomnia once for 2 weeks when I quit smoking. I went mental with exhaustion.

You get used to it after the first couple of decades.