I'm putting this in culture, because it's gotta be a culture. Either that or a mental illness.
Are there any of you here?
I just went out for a smoke and this is the first night the crickets have been chirping. It finally got warm enough today to wake them up. Nice. Relaxing.
Then I hear
Bzzz. BZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZ! BZ..BZ... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
What's the matter with you? Nobody likes the sound of your fucking bike except for you. Are you all retarded or something?
I'm really wondering. Who do you fucking think there is that thinks you're cool? Everyone who isn't on a bike thinks you're an ass and would chuckle a bit if you became road pizza.
I mean, I can be an asshole too, but I don't advertise it so everyone knows I'm an asshole when I'm still half a mile away from them.
Are there any of you here?
I just went out for a smoke and this is the first night the crickets have been chirping. It finally got warm enough today to wake them up. Nice. Relaxing.
Then I hear
Bzzz. BZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZ! BZ..BZ... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
What's the matter with you? Nobody likes the sound of your fucking bike except for you. Are you all retarded or something?
I'm really wondering. Who do you fucking think there is that thinks you're cool? Everyone who isn't on a bike thinks you're an ass and would chuckle a bit if you became road pizza.
I mean, I can be an asshole too, but I don't advertise it so everyone knows I'm an asshole when I'm still half a mile away from them.
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