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    My 1St world problem.

    Recently we upgraded our pc and monitor (27")

    Yesterday we changed Internet provider, well this evening I found myself alone... Me+27" monitor it was only ever going to go one way

    But new Internet provider has a parental block set in the account, I call wife ask her for the account details which she provides. I turn off parental lock... Things are looking good then I get a text message " you've turned parental lock off?" she'd gotten an alert.

    I was still alone and quite excited so waited until I'd finished then reapplied parental lock.

    My dilemma:

    Do I turn off and on again when I feel the "urge"?
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    Do I turn it off and off at random to convince her I'm a maniac?

    Go old school and try and find dvds to my "taste"?

    #2
    Dress the dog in a tutu and lipstick. She will be so worried about that she won't ever ask about the parental lock again......
    Go Space Force!!!

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      #3
      ^^^^THAT^^^^
      "Virtute et armis"

      Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

      https://www.uso.org

      Islam is right about women

      sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

      #learn2code

      Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

      Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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        #4
        Just tell her you don't trust search engines when there's a lock - it filters out some pertinent survival stuff that the government deems subversive
        .

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          #5
          Just remind her that you have dementia and can't remember anything.

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            #6
            Dont watch porn/

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              #7
              Sprinkle stripper glitter on your clothes and tell her it is either strippers or porn.
              Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                #8
                Originally posted by bladesmith View Post
                Sprinkle stripper glitter on your clothes and tell her it is either strippers or porn.
                HAHAHAHAAHA
                Thread/

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                  #9
                  Ummmm, don't eat dorritos while on the puter?

                  Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by rokitman View Post
                    Ummmm, don't eat dorritos while on the puter?

                    I can't tell you how many times I've worn feather boas, nail polish, and tiaras. I guess it is a daddy thing
                    Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                      #11
                      I suppose blademan but I mean really, how much dignity are you willing to give up for the kids? Oh nevermind, you just like to eat dorritos and dress up!
                      Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rokitman View Post
                        I suppose blademan but I mean really, how much dignity are you willing to give up for the kids? Oh nevermind, you just like to eat dorritos and dress up!
                        You caught me red handed
                        Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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