My 1St world problem.

[Smudge]

Recently we upgraded our pc and monitor (27")

Yesterday we changed Internet provider, well this evening I found myself alone... Me+27" monitor it was only ever going to go one way

But new Internet provider has a parental block set in the account, I call wife ask her for the account details which she provides. I turn off parental lock... Things are looking good then I get a text message " you've turned parental lock off?" she'd gotten an alert.

I was still alone and quite excited so waited until I'd finished then reapplied parental lock.

My dilemma:

Do I turn off and on again when I feel the "urge"?

Do I turn it off and off at random to convince her I'm a maniac?

Go old school and try and find dvds to my "taste"?

[Mayaca]

Dress the dog in a tutu and lipstick. She will be so worried about that she won't ever ask about the parental lock again......

[swampbilly]

^^^^THAT^^^^

[UnderTheStars]

Just tell her you don't trust search engines when there's a lock - it filters out some pertinent survival stuff that the government deems subversive

[piranha2]

Just remind her that you have dementia and can't remember anything.

[TheRabbit]

Dont watch porn/

[bladesmith]

Sprinkle stripper glitter on your clothes and tell her it is either strippers or porn.

[TheRabbit]

Sprinkle stripper glitter on your clothes and tell her it is either strippers or porn.

HAHAHAHAAHA
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[rokitman]

Ummmm, don't eat dorritos while on the puter?

[bladesmith]

Ummmm, don't eat dorritos while on the puter?

I can't tell you how many times I've worn feather boas, nail polish, and tiaras. I guess it is a daddy thing

[rokitman]

I suppose blademan but I mean really, how much dignity are you willing to give up for the kids? Oh nevermind, you just like to eat dorritos and dress up!

[bladesmith]

I suppose blademan but I mean really, how much dignity are you willing to give up for the kids? Oh nevermind, you just like to eat dorritos and dress up!

You caught me red handed