Juggalos or Furries?

[Steve28]

Juggalos:



Furries:



If you had to choose between being trapped in an elevator with five juggalos or five furries, which would you choose and why?

[gamgee]

Stairs are better, in case of an EMP.

[Woods Devil]

I'd keep my back to the wall and my hand on my revolver either way.















Damn freaks!

[Steve28]

Stairs are better, in case of an EMP.

That wasn't one of the choices!

[bowclan]

No tootie fruits allowed

[Mayaca]

If you had to choose between being trapped in an elevator with five juggalos or five furries, which would you choose and why?

Furries for sure. The costumes would soak up their blood.

[Steve28]

Furries for sure. The costumes would soak up their blood.

I keep forgetting you know kung fu.

[Mayaca]

I keep forgetting you know kung fu.

Neither item here is shocking.


Me knowing a martial art,


Your broken brain failing to remember same.

[swampbilly]

Juggalos:



Furries:



If you had to choose between being trapped in an elevator with five juggalos or five furries, which would you choose and why?

a 45 acp

[UnderTheStars]

Furries for sure. Juggalo are clowns and clowns are bad. Furries have everything covered - teeth, hands, feet.. Poor range of vision with those masks. They'd be at a disadvantage.

Having said that, both are disturbing and it would be an anxiety-ridden elevator ride either way.

[Steve28]

Furries for sure. Juggalo are clowns and clowns are bad. Furries have everything covered - teeth, hands, feet.. Poor range of vision with those masks. They'd be at a disadvantage.

Having said that, both are disturbing and it would be an anxiety-ridden elevator ride either way.

Dang, I just realized I didn't phrase things right. It doesn't change your impeccable logic, but by trapped in an elevator I meant stuck between floors for hours not just trapped for a few seconds as the elevator went up or down.

[UnderTheStars]

Dang, I just realized I didn't phrase things right. It doesn't change your impeccable logic, but by trapped in an elevator I meant stuck between floors for hours not just trapped for a few seconds as the elevator went up or down.

No, I get it. Trapped is trapped, still a ride. I'd go with the furries.

SCREW CLOWNS!!!!

[Mayaca]

Dang, I just realized I didn't phrase things right. It doesn't change your impeccable logic, but by trapped in an elevator I meant stuck between floors for hours not just trapped for a few seconds as the elevator went up or down.

I understood perfectly. My initial plan is to stack the bodies high enough to be able to climb out of the hatch in the ceiling of the elevator.

That generally is my plan if stuck in an elevator with a bunch of people, however I will admit it would be more satisfying than normal if it was furries. (or stupid clowns.)

[gamgee]

That wasn't one of the choices!

Sure it was, if I'm the one in the scenario.

I would also not touch the railing. Sick people always use the railing.

[Steve28]

Sure it was, if I'm the one in the scenario.

I would also not touch the railing. Sick people always use the railing.

Okay then, if you HAD TO CHOOSE, which of those two groups would you rather be trapped in a stairwell with, and why?