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    Douchebags
    Fuck them all
    In the ass
    With a cucumber
    Attached
    To a cactus.
    ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

    #2
    That's beautiful man.
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      #3
      Spent 3 weeks on perfecting that one. Thanks bro !
      ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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        #4
        You should submit that to The New Yorker magazine, or maybe a poetry contest.

        ( sorry you're having troubles TK)
        .

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          #5
          Shit happens, just looking at the silver linings. Still smiling, takes less effort than frowning.
          ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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            #6
            TK is smoking peyote again. Pay him no nevermind!
            Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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              #7
              What ever ass. So hey, how was Frazier? yall have fun?
              ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                #8
                Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post
                What ever ass. So hey, how was Frazier? yall have fun?
                Had a blast but as usual I remembered why I hate the trails. Remember where we turned around? It gets really nasty after that. I will really think hard about doing them again!
                Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                  #9
                  Well next time you are on the trails think of this poem to get you through.

                  If you have nothing
                  Better to do
                  Go to the Park
                  Find some ants
                  And rip their tongues out.
                  ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                    #10
                    those whom write
                    on
                    shit house
                    walls
                    wrap der shit
                    in little balls

                    tUw
                    those whom red dis
                    line of wit
                    yinz
                    eat does little balls - oh - shit
                    "Virtute et armis"

                    Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                    https://www.uso.org

                    Islam is right about women

                    sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                    #learn2code

                    Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                    Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                      #11
                      Walking through an open field
                      A low black cloud starts to form
                      Running no where to go
                      I'm heading for the open door
                      I peer inside,at the depths below
                      The flames are rising so high
                      Satan's standing there his wings are spread
                      Approaches me with an outstretched hand
                      He says welcome to hell my friend.

                      A poem I wrote in my senior year english class.
                      Last edited by dudeman; 06-03-2016, 05:40 AM.
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                        #12
                        Swampbilly
                        Is a little slow
                        When he drives a truck
                        But he smiles alot
                        In the ESL class
                        ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by dudeman View Post
                          Walking through an open field
                          A low black cloud starts to form
                          Running no where to go
                          I'm heading for the open door
                          I peer inside,at the depths below
                          The flames are rising so high
                          Satan's standing there his wings are spread
                          Approaches me with an outstretched hand
                          He says welcome to hell my friend.

                          A poem I wrote in my senior year english class.
                          I actually used to write poetry, no kidding, had a couple published also.

                          I am like a tender gangster flower !
                          ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                            #14
                            Here I sit all broken hearted
                            Tried to shit and only farted..............

                            Yea I wish that was the case, usually my fart runs down my leg!
                            Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post
                              Swampbilly
                              Is a little slow
                              When he drives a truck
                              But he smiles alot
                              In the ESL class
                              billy twere a driver
                              dat is trUe
                              stayd in da fast lane
                              cruzin @ 62

                              smiled alott

                              pizzed off da
                              hagz~n~fags, brew-brew an her back door crew
                              prolly mostin ya'll tew

                              smilled allot
                              "Virtute et armis"

                              Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                              https://www.uso.org

                              Islam is right about women

                              sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                              #learn2code

                              Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                              Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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