THIEVES!!!!!

[bowclan]

Im watching murder Porn on ID and I heard a sound, kinda like light thump, thump, thump..plastic sounding?

I thought my cousin's neighbor came crawling home (I'm house sitting). I look out the window and I don't see his car.

I hear the noise again and I look and a MOTHERFUCKER was trying to steal the kayaks in the back of my truck.

Luckily I had a cable securing them to my truck or he would have been gone.

This was about 0355, so he was trolling or already planned on hitting me at "best time". Except, I'm up SHIT BIRD!

Called cops, told them what I could. Thievery is rampant folks no matter where you are.

[Absolutely!]

murder porn. You're one hell of a stand-up guy bowclan.

[gamgee]

Is that like a pornographic detective show?

[Absolutely!]

Is that like a pornographic detective show?

no, First I thought it might be snuff porn, but I googled and it's far, far worse. It's things like CSI and Criminal Minds.

[bowclan]

murder porn. You're one hell of a stand-up guy bowclan.

What do you mean exactly, Absolutely!

Well let's see, Instead of discusssing THIEVES, let's talk about Terminology.

Actually I got the term "Murder Porn" from the cartoon South Park. Funny episode, kids trying to get their parents from watching the ID channel.

[gamgee]

no, First I thought it might be snuff porn, but I googled and it's far, far worse. It's things like CSI and Criminal Minds.

That's good. For some reason I was picturing a naked Angela Lansbury in Murder She Wrote and it was a little disturbing.

[Absolutely!]

What do you mean exactly, Absolutely!

Well let's see, Instead of discusssing THIEVES, let's talk about Terminology.

Actually I got the term "Murder Porn" from the cartoon South Park. Funny episode, kids trying to get their parents from watching the ID channel.

Yes, that's what google said. I haven't seen the episode but I bet someone kills kenny and butters gets a corn cob up the arse.

That's good. For some reason I was picturing a naked Angela Lansbury in Murder She Wrote and it was a little disturbing.

Dear god no. If you look closely at angela lansbury you can see her adam's apple.

[bowclan]

Dear god no. If you look closely at angela lansbury you can see her adam's apple.

She played in the old Movie "Sampson and Delilah", with Victor Mature. She was a cutie.
OBTW, classic movie.

[Steve28]

She played in the old Movie "Sampson and Delilah", with Victor Mature. She was a cutie.
OBTW, classic movie.

Yowza!

[Absolutely!]

She played in the old Movie "Sampson and Delilah", with Victor Mature. She was a cutie.
OBTW, classic movie.

oh hey, she actually could sing, too. She was a sweetie. Before the op.

[Mayaca]

Jessica was good looking in her day.


I caught a thief making off with my Jon boat once. Almost shot the little bastard.

[Absolutely!]

Heinous song, but cutesy coleratura.

[bowclan]

I think my thread was stolen lol

I think the old timey actors/actresses were more talented than today. Most could sing and dance.. I mean real dancing, not shoving their crotch out and doing twerking.

[Absolutely!]

I think my thread was stolen lol

I think the old timey actors/actresses were more talented than today. Most could sing and dance.. I mean real dancing, not shoving their crotch out and doing twerking.

Borrowed, not stolen. After all, you weren't using it.















Rather like those kayaks you refuse to share.

[gamgee]

She could steal my kayak anytime.