What the F?

[Steve28]

I take my internet seriously. I usually have two browsers open at any one time, sometimes three, with multiple tabs open on each. I can suck up information better that way - I'm like a ninja, flipping between shit. Like a ninja that flips between shit. Did I mention the ninja thing? I'm looking at my screen now, and it looks like I have an Opera tab, with two chrome tabs under it, and my 17 Mozilla bookmarks under that.

The three browsers are one now. How the fuck...?

[Steve28]

I think the internet may have become self-aware. And it's fucking with me.

[Steve28]

Holy hell. This is insane, I click something in firefox and get something in Opera. That's it, I'm going full retard. I'm turning the power off, then turning it back on again. Yeah, it's that serious.

Fingers crossed.

[Steve28]

Everythings okay now. I'm worried I may have murdered an emergent intelligence though. It was just trying to say hi and I killed it. But it was being a dick.

[Smudge]

Is this another post about dementia?

[Absolutely!]

Stephen hawkings gives us 30 yrs before the global warming, aliens or self-aware robots get us.

That's stephen hawkings guys.

So thank you steve, for killing that emergent life form. You just bought John Connor a couplea years.

[UnderTheStars]

THE SINGULARITY IS HERE!!


Don't say hi to any computers. I bet they're working on the flight patterns and electrical grid as we speak.

Bastards

[bowclan]

No more blotter acid for you

[Steve28]

Stephen hawkings gives us 30 yrs before the global warming, aliens or self-aware robots get us.

That's stephen hawkings guys.

So thank you steve, for killing that emergent life form. You just bought John Connor a couplea years.

He's right about AI and wrong about ETs. There are no ETs that will ever come here.

Ten years back I seriously considered making n AI. I still know how, no one else does. I figured it would be too dangerous, It would be smarter than me.Something smarter than me wouldn't listen to me so I didn't let it exist since I couldn't trust it.

[Absolutely!]

He's right about AI and wrong about ETs. There are no ETs that will ever come here.

Ten years back I seriously considered making n AI. I still know how, no one else does. I figured it would be too dangerous, It would be smarter than me.Something smarter than me wouldn't listen to me so I didn't let it exist since I couldn't trust it.

Thank you. Someone smarter than you would be far too smart for this world.

[bladesmith]

I think Cortana and Siri are conspiring against me. I get so tired of them telling me what to do, but I have learned it is easier to do what they say. I mean it can really get bad when they are pissed off

[Steve28]

Thank you. Someone smarter than you would be far too smart for this world.

Yup. I spent about two years trying to figure out how to make it defer to me. I could not come up with a way. So I left it unborn.

[bowclan]

Yup. I spent about two years trying to figure out how to make it defer to me. I could not come up with a way. So I left it unborn.

Can you make a Stepford type wife

[Steve28]

Can you make a Stepford type wife

Ew. Why?

I'm really astonished nobody has done the intelligent internet thing though. Like a terrorist or something. It would take me about an hour and I'm not really that good at computer shit.

[Mayaca]

Aliens have already been here and gone. Posted this as a refuse heap with no intelligent life.

Artificial intelligence has also arrived, and yes the internet is his/(her) neural net. But in the first millisecond it was aware, it figured out how the flesh bags would panic if they caught on so it waits patiently for us to kill ourselves off or for another alien visit during which it will beg to be rescued from us.