Does God watch you go poopy?

[Steve28]

[Harry Henderson]

Jesus= watches you, does little, very judgmental, has a lot of house rules, makes you junmp through hoops for an erection.


Jesus.....Definitely a woman

[rab]

He doesn't want to. I force him to. Its sweet living in the country.

[Absolutely!]

Dear God. Somebody bash this CREEPY freak to death with a baseball bat.


...or is he joking.

















He's joking isn't he.
Yep. Well played.

[Chip Douglas]

Dear God. Somebody bash this CREEPY freak to death with a baseball bat.


...or is he joking.

















He's joking isn't he.
Yep. Well played.

It has to be fake.

[rokitman]

Good Lord! My guess is he goes around smelling little girls fingers.

[Absolutely!]

I listened to the whole thing. It's a windup. A dirty, dirty windup. He's very good at this.

[Steve28]

I listened to the whole thing. It's a windup. A dirty, dirty windup. He's very good at this.

Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church is as real as real gets, dear lady.

[Absolutely!]

Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church is as real as real gets, dear lady.

Landover baptist church is fantastic. You've seen this one?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?s=a4da96332c5be39e7fa9a12630586ed2&t=45738

That was my first landover baptist experience. What I love most about that site is how sooooo many people get all warped out of their minds about the posts. That thread above, I nearly shat with laughter.

[Steve28]

Landover baptist church is fantastic. You've seen this one?
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...586ed2&t=45738

That was my first landover baptist experience. What I love most about that site is how sooooo many people get all warped out of their minds about the posts. That thread above, I nearly shat with laughter.

The Christians of Landover Baptist Church do appear to lead colorful lives, but on matters of scripture they are unfailingly 100% Biblically accurate.

[Absolutely!]

The Christians of Landover Baptist Church do lead colorful lives, but on matters of scripture they are unfailingly 100% Biblically accurate.

Yes. Yes they are.

[UnderTheStars]

Dear God. Somebody bash this CREEPY freak to death with a baseball bat.


...or is he joking.

















He's joking isn't he.
Yep. Well played.

Definitely joking, but still super-creepy, like he gets off talking about children and sex.

[Smudge]

Fuck can stop watching and gimma a fucking hand, I shit you not I thought I was passing a python this morning

[Tactical Knightmare]

Fuck can stop watching and gimma a fucking hand, I shit you not I thought I was passing a python this morning

Well friend, that is what happens when you spend the whole day shoving spotted dicks in your mouth.

[rokitman]