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    Does God watch you go poopy?

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    #2
    Jesus= watches you, does little, very judgmental, has a lot of house rules, makes you junmp through hoops for an erection.


    Jesus.....Definitely a woman
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      #3
      He doesn't want to. I force him to. Its sweet living in the country.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
        Dear God. Somebody bash this CREEPY freak to death with a baseball bat.


        ...or is he joking.

















        He's joking isn't he.
        Yep. Well played.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post

          Dear God. Somebody bash this CREEPY freak to death with a baseball bat.


          ...or is he joking.

















          He's joking isn't he.
          Yep. Well played.
          It has to be fake.
          -Name

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            #6
            Good Lord! My guess is he goes around smelling little girls fingers.
            Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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              #7
              I listened to the whole thing. It's a windup. A dirty, dirty windup. He's very good at this.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
                I listened to the whole thing. It's a windup. A dirty, dirty windup. He's very good at this.
                Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church is as real as real gets, dear lady.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                  Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church is as real as real gets, dear lady.
                  Landover baptist church is fantastic. You've seen this one?
                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...586ed2&t=45738

                  That was my first landover baptist experience. What I love most about that site is how sooooo many people get all warped out of their minds about the posts. That thread above, I nearly shat with laughter.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post

                    Landover baptist church is fantastic. You've seen this one?
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...586ed2&t=45738

                    That was my first landover baptist experience. What I love most about that site is how sooooo many people get all warped out of their minds about the posts. That thread above, I nearly shat with laughter.
                    The Christians of Landover Baptist Church do appear to lead colorful lives, but on matters of scripture they are unfailingly 100% Biblically accurate.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                      The Christians of Landover Baptist Church do lead colorful lives, but on matters of scripture they are unfailingly 100% Biblically accurate.
                      Yes. Yes they are.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post

                        Dear God. Somebody bash this CREEPY freak to death with a baseball bat.


                        ...or is he joking.

















                        He's joking isn't he.
                        Yep. Well played.
                        Definitely joking, but still super-creepy, like he gets off talking about children and sex.
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                          #13
                          Fuck can stop watching and gimma a fucking hand, I shit you not I thought I was passing a python this morning

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Smudge View Post
                            Fuck can stop watching and gimma a fucking hand, I shit you not I thought I was passing a python this morning
                            Well friend, that is what happens when you spend the whole day shoving spotted dicks in your mouth.
                            ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                              #15
                              Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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