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    Siri is Tempermental

    Ms Siri has decide to transliterate all my messages to ghetto ratchetese. Voice to text options result in dropped vowels and consonant substitutions. My literacy is in question at this point while coochie mommas have self identified with me. I have no desire for incarceration because Ms Siri has decided to send messages about slinging rock when I was trying to purchase a custom garlic press. How do you correct Siri's behavior? I would have preferred emo over this urban hip-hop

    #2
    I still say "miss", rather than Ms.
    I don't know.

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      #3
      I suppose in ghetto it would be Mz.
      I don't know.

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        #4
        It sounds like Missouri. Maybe that's why the ebonics?

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          #5
          Why the fuck anyone needs a phone to do their thinkin for them is beyond me!
          Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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            #6
            I told Siri if she csnt talk in a british accent im turning her off...so, shes off now.
            Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unclefred View Post
              It sounds like Missouri. Maybe that's why the ebonics?
              How did you know I reside in Missouri?

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                #8
                The cunt just goes into a ima working thingy ma-jigg when I ask a question..........

                I don't understand why!
                "Virtute et armis"

                Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                ”Z”

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                  #9
                  What is a Siri?
                  It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                  No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                    #10
                    http://www.apple.com/ios/siri/
                    Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by T Ord View Post

                      How did you know I reside in Missouri?
                      It was the diphthongs and fricatives.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Unclefred View Post

                        It was the diphthongs and fricatives.
                        boom!

                        oar the hags and fags gave it up........

                        just saying........
                        "Virtute et armis"

                        Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                        ”Z”

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by swampbilly View Post

                          boom!

                          oar the hags and fags gave it up........

                          just saying........
                          Never trust a fag or a hag. One smells like poop and cologne, the other like dessicated mackeral and toothless gums.

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                            #14
                            I like fricatives.
                            I don't know.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                              I still say "miss", rather than Ms.



                              Yes and what is a "cootchie momma?". Did he mean hootchie?
                              Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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