Gold fish have a 3 second memory. Kinda like Night!
Peanut oil is an ingredient in dynamite. I need to stock up!
it's almost impossible to keep yur eyes open when you sneeze. Prolly why Abs looks so grumpy!
Donald Duck cartoons are banned in Finland because he has no pants. So what? He has no dick either!
French Fries came out of Belgium. So why the fuck don't they call them Belgian Fries??
Lipstick has fish scales as an ingredient. I always wondered why kissing women tasted the same as..........
Peanut oil is an ingredient in dynamite. I need to stock up!
it's almost impossible to keep yur eyes open when you sneeze. Prolly why Abs looks so grumpy!
Donald Duck cartoons are banned in Finland because he has no pants. So what? He has no dick either!
French Fries came out of Belgium. So why the fuck don't they call them Belgian Fries??
Lipstick has fish scales as an ingredient. I always wondered why kissing women tasted the same as..........
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