I'm doing a survey about Disneyland

[rokitman]

on Facebook asking about the appropriate age of children to take to the park and for them to remember the experience years later. Good lord almighty, I've had a hundred responses and it's obvious people don't read many previous posts and are oblivious to my subliminal message that adults don't go to Disneyland for the sake of the kids enjoyment, but for their own enjoyment watching the kids.
If you take a 2 year old only one time, do you really think they will remember the experience? Not hardly! Only by looking at all the videos and pics the parents took over the next 20 years will they have a fucking clue what happened! If their were no vids or pics do you really think a 2 year old will remember?? Jeeez. I dont remember a damn thing about things we did when I was 2!
No, they wont but the parents will. Over half the posts are the parents relating what a wonderful time they had watching the kids. The other half were mixed with,"yea we had a great time but the kids we miserable", or "we have taken our kids dozens of times since they were 2 so of course they remember", or "we only took them because we wanted to go and had to drag them along"...............and my favorite "there should be an adults only day so the $#%^&*% kids stay home and we can actually enjoy ourselves without their BS".
So, my point being, don't take yur kids to Disneyland just to satisfy yur own selfish fucking illusions of making memories..........not for them, but for you!

[Unclefred]

So, your parents didn't take you and you're still bitter.

[Harry Henderson]

I went at age four, my only memory of Disneyworld was not looking and grabbing my dad's hand in the park. Turns out it was not my dad, he was a bit further away fliming on that gawdy vhs camcorder, and I was forever traumatized.

"its a small world song" also stuck hard, you hear it like 7 times before the ride end, in some subliminal messaging campaign. That was also the very last ride I was on before we left that insidious slice of artificial paradise

[dudeman]

[swampbilly]

@ 8yo I rather enjoyed Knots Berry Farm, Disneyland knot sew much.........

took the children to Disneyworld, youngest twer 6yo, they didn't enjoy it all that much, Gatorland was much better tew them.....

true stury

[dudeman]

Gatorland rules!!!

[swampbilly]

Gatorland rules!!!

yep

[Harry Henderson]

There's little question how Disney encouraged the refugee crisis

[swampbilly]

Harry Henderson

prick, now i gat dat fuckin ditty in my head..........just hada click jerome on it......fuck

[Harry Henderson]

Harry Henderson

prick, now i gat dat fuckin ditty in my head..........just hada click jerome on it......fuck

I was only re-facetweetsnaptagramming dudeman.

but it is catchy

[rokitman]

So, your parents didn't take you and you're still bitter.

Wrong, I was 12 the first time the parents took us!

[dudeman]

Wrong, I was 12 the first time the parents took us!

was that in 1955 when it opened?

[rokitman]

was that in 1955 when it opened?

1965 ya turd. And btw it was not a family experience per se. We got there, dad bought us a ticket book, my brother, me, and the parents went in 3 different directions. Only ate lunch together. What a day!

[TheRabbit]

I'll be at Disney World in 3 weeks. Disney land is for those cali commie pinko fags.

[gamgee]

I remember stuff from when I was two. I don't want to talk about it.