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    Police appeal for information about chicken crossing road

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-...ntral-37584873

    Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee.

    Officers were called to East Marketgait in the city at 08:30 after reports of the bird "giving passing motorists cause for concern".

    The chicken was traced by officers and taken to a police station, with the SSPCA brought in to care for it.

    The force is working to trace the bird's owner, and appealed for "any information" about the incident.

    Social media reports suggested up to three uniformed officers were seen "chasing" the chicken.
    I'm not sure how Smudge's people put up with their retarded neighbors to the north.
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    #2
    Just because you don't care what happens to chickens in canada. Sniff.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Absolutely! View Post
      Just because you don't care what happens to chickens in canada. Sniff.
      In Kanukia, they KNOW why the chicken crossed the road. It was running away from Irish/Frenchie Kanuks trying to fuck them with their flaccid micro-penises.


      True story.
      Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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        #4
        I'm gonna run this story by Snopes for fact checking.

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          #5
          This explains a lot. Jessica must be a Scott.
          https://csagovernment.org/index.html

          http://deovindice.org/

          http://dixienet.org/

          http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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            #6
            My heritage is from Sscotland. They're Badass.
            Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


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              #7
              Originally posted by RedHawkSteel View Post
              My heritage is from Sscotland. They're Badass.
              Buncha cross dressers who can't keep their hands off their bags.



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                #8
                Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                Buncha cross dressers who can't keep their hands off their bags.





                Dewd.


                Attached Files
                Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


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                  #9
                  We tried to breed them out but you just can't undo centuries worth of inbreeding in a few short decades.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Smudge View Post
                    We tried to breed them out but you just can't undo centuries worth of inbreeding in a few short decades.
                    Dewd.
                    Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


                    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by RedHawkSteel View Post

                      Dewd.
                      I saw braveheart...true story, right?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by RedHawkSteel View Post

                        Dewd.
                        Back away from the sheep, Scotty!
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Smudge View Post

                          I saw braveheart...true story, right?
                          prima nocta? I likely butchered that pronunciation.

                          YES 100% true story.
                          Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


                          πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by RedHawkSteel View Post

                            prima nocta? I likely butchered that pronunciation.

                            YES 100% true story.
                            If you say so I'm deep in my cups and know my phone... cant be bothered looking shift up.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Smudge View Post

                              If you say so I'm deep in my cups and know my phone... cant be bothered looking shift up.
                              I just make stuff up for the lols idk if its a real story.
                              Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


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