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    Thanks for asking you bunch of

    Douche-holes.

    What? the rest of you don't get news? Nova Scotia was slammed by Matthew! 9 damn inches of rain, everything's flooded, a month's worth of rain in a day, winds enough to knock power out to most of the island, tree parts scattered everywhere, hundreds of millions in damage from the flooding - and get this...! No internet here for like 17 hours!

    That's just fucked up. I'm sorry about Haiti and all, but it's not like they had to live on candles for an entire night, without internet. Fucking neighbors asked to borrow our manual can opener. I told them to bring their fucking cans over. Yeah, I did. Then I opened them for them. Yeah, I did. You're not touching my God damn can opener!

    We were like a day away from Lord of the flies around here.
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    Wasn't your friend's character supposed to have more tests? How did they go?

    I don't know.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
      Douche-holes.

      What? the rest of you don't get news? Nova Scotia was slammed by Matthew! 9 damn inches of rain, everything's flooded, a month's worth of rain in a day, winds enough to knock power out to most of the island, tree parts scattered everywhere, hundreds of millions in damage from the flooding - and get this...! No internet here for like 17 hours!

      That's just fucked up. I'm sorry about Haiti and all, but it's not like they had to live on candles for an entire night, without internet. Fucking neighbors asked to borrow our manual can opener. I told them to bring their fucking cans over. Yeah, I did. Then I opened them for them. Yeah, I did. You're not touching my God damn can opener!

      We were like a day away from Lord of the flies around here.
      I'm surprised your igloo didn't melt.
      It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

      No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
        No internet here for like 17 hours!



        You told me to Fuck-off, so I just figured you were off sulking.

        Glad you survived. What was in the cans? Was it sardines? I have the feeling it might have been sardines.

        Go Space Force!!!

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          #5
          I knew you would be alright, it's just rain.

          But I see you held your ground, against your would be thieving neighbors.

          They would have kept that can opener.
          It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

          No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mayaca View Post




            You told me to Fuck-off, so I just figured you were off sulking.

            Glad you survived. What was in the cans? Was it sardines? I have the feeling it might have been sardines.
            Don't need a can opener for sardines. Are you sure you're Asian?
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              #7
              Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

              Don't need a can opener for sardines. Are you sure you're Asian?




              I am sorry to have to explain the jokes to you (again), but that was sort of the point.... I was making fun of the intelligence of frenchie kanuks.
              Go Space Force!!!

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                #8
                It was a can of Maple Baked Beans w/the tiny scraps of pork.
                It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mayaca View Post





                  I am sorry to have to explain the jokes to you (again), but that was sort of the point.... I was making fun of the intelligence of frenchie kanuks.
                  It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                  No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mayaca View Post




                    You told me to Fuck-off, so I just figured you were off sulking.

                    Glad you survived. What was in the cans? Was it sardines? I have the feeling it might have been sardines.
                    No, it was a real thing. Lots of other Capers still don't have lights, but fuck them.

                    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-s...otia-1.3799440
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                      No, it was a real thing. Lots of other Capers still don't have lights, butt fuck them.

                      http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-s...otia-1.3799440
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                      It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                      No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                        #12
                        Maybe if your country didn't sound like a Ben and jerry's flavor, people might take it more seriously.

                        https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ne...problems/73057
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                          #13
                          It was a beautiful day here today.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
                            Douche-holes.

                            What? the rest of you don't get news? Nova Scotia was slammed by Matthew! 9 damn inches of rain, everything's flooded, a month's worth of rain in a day, winds enough to knock power out to most of the island, tree parts scattered everywhere, hundreds of millions in damage from the flooding - and get this...! No internet here for like 17 hours!
                            Steve, not to worry our aid is coming right after they take care of the poor people of color in Haiti, after all BLM. You are a white boy, right?

                            Rancher

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by gamgee View Post
                              Wasn't your friend's character supposed to have more tests? How did they go?
                              Thanks for asking. No resolution. I'll tell it, all story like, but the computer is acting up bad since the power came back. I don't think it liked being killed 3 or 4 times before being left dead for a day. Maintenance time.
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