Thanks for asking you bunch of

[Steve28]

Douche-holes.

What? the rest of you don't get news? Nova Scotia was slammed by Matthew! 9 damn inches of rain, everything's flooded, a month's worth of rain in a day, winds enough to knock power out to most of the island, tree parts scattered everywhere, hundreds of millions in damage from the flooding - and get this...! No internet here for like 17 hours!

That's just fucked up. I'm sorry about Haiti and all, but it's not like they had to live on candles for an entire night, without internet. Fucking neighbors asked to borrow our manual can opener. I told them to bring their fucking cans over. Yeah, I did. Then I opened them for them. Yeah, I did. You're not touching my God damn can opener!

We were like a day away from Lord of the flies around here.

[gamgee]

Wasn't your friend's character supposed to have more tests? How did they go?

[HeavyHauler]

Douche-holes.

What? the rest of you don't get news? Nova Scotia was slammed by Matthew! 9 damn inches of rain, everything's flooded, a month's worth of rain in a day, winds enough to knock power out to most of the island, tree parts scattered everywhere, hundreds of millions in damage from the flooding - and get this...! No internet here for like 17 hours!

That's just fucked up. I'm sorry about Haiti and all, but it's not like they had to live on candles for an entire night, without internet. Fucking neighbors asked to borrow our manual can opener. I told them to bring their fucking cans over. Yeah, I did. Then I opened them for them. Yeah, I did. You're not touching my God damn can opener!

We were like a day away from Lord of the flies around here.

I'm surprised your igloo didn't melt.

[Mayaca]

No internet here for like 17 hours!

You told me to Fuck-off, so I just figured you were off sulking.

Glad you survived. What was in the cans? Was it sardines? I have the feeling it might have been sardines.

[HeavyHauler]

I knew you would be alright, it's just rain.

But I see you held your ground, against your would be thieving neighbors.

They would have kept that can opener.

[Steve28]

You told me to Fuck-off, so I just figured you were off sulking.

Glad you survived. What was in the cans? Was it sardines? I have the feeling it might have been sardines.

Don't need a can opener for sardines. Are you sure you're Asian?

[Mayaca]

Don't need a can opener for sardines. Are you sure you're Asian?

I am sorry to have to explain the jokes to you (again), but that was sort of the point.... I was making fun of the intelligence of frenchie kanuks.

[HeavyHauler]

It was a can of Maple Baked Beans w/the tiny scraps of pork.

[HeavyHauler]

I am sorry to have to explain the jokes to you (again), but that was sort of the point.... I was making fun of the intelligence of frenchie kanuks.

[Steve28]

You told me to Fuck-off, so I just figured you were off sulking.

Glad you survived. What was in the cans? Was it sardines? I have the feeling it might have been sardines.

No, it was a real thing. Lots of other Capers still don't have lights, but fuck them.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/power-outages-affecting-about-50-000-in-nova-scotia-1.3799440

[HeavyHauler]

No, it was a real thing. Lots of other Capers still don't have lights, butt fuck them.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-s...otia-1.3799440

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[Harry Henderson]

Maybe if your country didn't sound like a Ben and jerry's flavor, people might take it more seriously.

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/matthew-deluge-may-not-solve-parched-nova-scotias-problems/73057

[Ray Pureface]

It was a beautiful day here today.

[azrancher]

Douche-holes.

What? the rest of you don't get news? Nova Scotia was slammed by Matthew! 9 damn inches of rain, everything's flooded, a month's worth of rain in a day, winds enough to knock power out to most of the island, tree parts scattered everywhere, hundreds of millions in damage from the flooding - and get this...! No internet here for like 17 hours!

Steve, not to worry our aid is coming right after they take care of the poor people of color in Haiti, after all BLM. You are a white boy, right?

Rancher

[Steve28]

Wasn't your friend's character supposed to have more tests? How did they go?

Thanks for asking. No resolution. I'll tell it, all story like, but the computer is acting up bad since the power came back. I don't think it liked being killed 3 or 4 times before being left dead for a day. Maintenance time.