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    Do Not Eat Bean Burritos Before Surgery

    I don't know what to say about this.
    Woman in her 30s was left screaming in agony after the fire burnt most of her body, waist and legs and hospital that uses robots to carry out surgery

    A patient has been left badly burnt after she farted during surgery and caused a laser to burst into flames.

    The unnamed woman, in her 30s, was undergoing surgery at Tokyo Medical University Hospital which involved a laser being applied to her cervix.

    But as the operation was being carried out in the Shinjuku Ward she passed wind - sparking a fire, according to Japanese newspaper The Ashai Shimbun.

    She was left screaming in agony after the fire burnt most of her body, waist and legs, according to a report into the incident.
    Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    #2
    Oh shit
    "Virtute et armis"

    Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

    https://www.uso.org

    Islam is right about women

    sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

    #learn2code

    Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

    Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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      #3
      Maybe this explains why people spontaneously combust. I've always found that pretty fascinating.
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        #4
        Think dat watt happened tew smudge?
        "Virtute et armis"

        Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

        https://www.uso.org

        Islam is right about women

        sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

        #learn2code

        Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

        Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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          #5
          Originally posted by swampbilly View Post
          Think dat watt happened tew smudge?
          Nothing happened to Smudge

          It was an evil and nefarious thread that rokitman started

          FYI the Smudge he's talking about is a fucking cat!!


          .

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            #6
            Sew smudge is a Kat?
            "Virtute et armis"

            Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

            https://www.uso.org

            Islam is right about women

            sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

            #learn2code

            Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

            Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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              #7
              Originally posted by swampbilly View Post
              Sew smudge is a Kat?
              It would seem so.

              It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

              No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                #8
                Was he a English Shorthair?
                "Virtute et armis"

                Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                https://www.uso.org

                Islam is right about women

                sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                #learn2code

                Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by swampbilly View Post
                  Sew smudge is a Kat?
                  Was a rabbit.
                  https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                  http://deovindice.org/

                  http://dixienet.org/

                  http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                    #10
                    huh?
                    "Virtute et armis"

                    Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                    https://www.uso.org

                    Islam is right about women

                    sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                    #learn2code

                    Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                    Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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                      #11
                      I see everyone is off their meds today . . . .
                      Tuesday is soylent green day

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by swampbilly View Post
                        huh?
                        Try to keep up swampy!
                        Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by swampbilly View Post
                          Was he a English Shorthair?
                          That's a nice way to say he's balding.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Night View Post
                            I see everyone is off their meds today . . . .
                            Nope..... on new ones!
                            Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!

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                              #15
                              az RFP wuld sayz......

                              hahaha
                              "Virtute et armis"

                              Girls play with dolls. Men play with dead animals

                              https://www.uso.org

                              Islam is right about women

                              sde: Because it was trolling and by damn God, that's what we fucking do here. Always have, always will

                              #learn2code

                              Epstein didn't kill himself & neither did Qassem Soleimani

                              Eric Ciaramella is the whistle blower

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