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    Canada has a nuke now

    Apparently the US lost one off the BC coast back in the fifties. The US said it was a pretend nuke, because they fly bombers around with pretend nukes all the time. Uhuh. So a diver looking for sea cucumbers finds the nuke last week and calls reporters and the Canadian military. The Canadian Navy sends a warship then reports it's just some 'industrial machinery', not the bomb.. Nothing to see here, move along.

    That's right, we got the bomb. Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienanmen square and it won't make a lick of difference.

    Because we've got the bomb.
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    #2
    What was he going to do with the sea cucumbers?
    I don't know.

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      #3
      Originally posted by gamgee View Post
      What was he going to do with the sea cucumbers?
      I think they eat them or smoke them or something. People in BC are weird.
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        #4
        I saw on a survival show that they aren't very tasty.
        I don't know.

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          #5
          Originally posted by gamgee View Post
          I saw on a survival show that they aren't very tasty.
          Probably didn't use enough garlic butter.
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            #6
            They're not even plants. Most don't look like cucumbers to me.
            I don't know.

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              #7

              .
              I don't know.

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                #8
                Very informative. please tell me more

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rab View Post
                  Very informative. please tell me more
                  I'm fucking pissed that Steve spilled the beans.

                  I acquired that nuke, and I intend to use it; when the time is right.

                  It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                  No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HeavyHauler View Post

                    I'm fucking pissed that Steve spilled the beans.

                    I acquired that nuke, and I intend to use it; when the time is right.
                    Gonna run off a few pesky bears are we eh??

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by rab View Post

                      Gonna run off a few pesky bears are we eh??
                      They've been stealing my picnic baskets and they have deserted from my bear brigade.

                      They have pissed me off, for too long.

                      It's not the size of the dog, in the fight. It's the size of the fight, in the dog.

                      No guts, no glory. All pain, and fury.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Steve28 View Post
                        Because we've got the bomb.
                        So... canadians get to be assholes now?

                        I'm not feeling it.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Steve28 View Post

                          I think they eat them or smoke them or something. People in BC are weird.
                          You eat their guts. Real salty, but pretty good
                          Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                            #14
                            Sea Cucumber. Lets not beat around the nuclear bush, that's a Sea Cock if there ever was an appropriate name for it.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Harry Henderson View Post
                              Sea Cucumber. Lets not beat around the nuclear bush, that's a Sea Cock if there ever was an appropriate name for it.
                              we used to use them as squirt guns in waterfights. I am ashamed of that now.

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