Canada has a nuke now

[Dennis Ferguson]

Apparently the US lost one off the BC coast back in the fifties. The US said it was a pretend nuke, because they fly bombers around with pretend nukes all the time. Uhuh. So a diver looking for sea cucumbers finds the nuke last week and calls reporters and the Canadian military. The Canadian Navy sends a warship then reports it's just some 'industrial machinery', not the bomb.. Nothing to see here, move along.

That's right, we got the bomb. Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienanmen square and it won't make a lick of difference.

Because we've got the bomb.

[Johnny Kawasaki]

What was he going to do with the sea cucumbers?

[Dennis Ferguson]

What was he going to do with the sea cucumbers?

I think they eat them or smoke them or something. People in BC are weird.

[Johnny Kawasaki]

I saw on a survival show that they aren't very tasty.

[Dennis Ferguson]

I saw on a survival show that they aren't very tasty.

Probably didn't use enough garlic butter.

[Johnny Kawasaki]

They're not even plants. Most don't look like cucumbers to me.

[Johnny Kawasaki]

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[Barney McDaniel]

Very informative. please tell me more

[HeavyHauler]

Very informative. please tell me more

I'm fucking pissed that Steve spilled the beans.

I acquired that nuke, and I intend to use it; when the time is right.

[Barney McDaniel]

I'm fucking pissed that Steve spilled the beans.

I acquired that nuke, and I intend to use it; when the time is right.

Gonna run off a few pesky bears are we eh??

[HeavyHauler]

Gonna run off a few pesky bears are we eh??

They've been stealing my picnic baskets and they have deserted from my bear brigade.

They have pissed me off, for too long.

[Absolutely!]

Because we've got the bomb.

So... canadians get to be assholes now?

I'm not feeling it.

[bladesmith]

I think they eat them or smoke them or something. People in BC are weird.

You eat their guts. Real salty, but pretty good

[Harry Henderson]

Sea Cucumber. Lets not beat around the nuclear bush, that's a Sea Cock if there ever was an appropriate name for it.

[Absolutely!]

Sea Cucumber. Lets not beat around the nuclear bush, that's a Sea Cock if there ever was an appropriate name for it.

we used to use them as squirt guns in waterfights. I am ashamed of that now.