Canada has a nuke now

[Steve28 Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Steve28]

Apparently the US lost one off the BC coast back in the fifties. The US said it was a pretend nuke, because they fly bombers around with pretend nukes all the time. Uhuh. So a diver looking for sea cucumbers finds the nuke last week and calls reporters and the Canadian military. The Canadian Navy sends a warship then reports it's just some 'industrial machinery', not the bomb.. Nothing to see here, move along.

That's right, we got the bomb. Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienanmen square and it won't make a lick of difference.

Because we've got the bomb.

[gamgee We Don't Rent Cheese Find all posts View Profile Close gamgee]

What was he going to do with the sea cucumbers?

[Steve28 Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Steve28]

What was he going to do with the sea cucumbers?

I think they eat them or smoke them or something. People in BC are weird.

[gamgee We Don't Rent Cheese Find all posts View Profile Close gamgee]

I saw on a survival show that they aren't very tasty.

[Steve28 Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Steve28]

I saw on a survival show that they aren't very tasty.

Probably didn't use enough garlic butter.

[gamgee We Don't Rent Cheese Find all posts View Profile Close gamgee]

They're not even plants. Most don't look like cucumbers to me.

[gamgee We Don't Rent Cheese Find all posts View Profile Close gamgee]

.

[rab Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close rab]

Very informative. please tell me more

[HeavyHauler Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close HeavyHauler]

Very informative. please tell me more

I'm fucking pissed that Steve spilled the beans.

I acquired that nuke, and I intend to use it; when the time is right.

[rab Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close rab]

I'm fucking pissed that Steve spilled the beans.

I acquired that nuke, and I intend to use it; when the time is right.

Gonna run off a few pesky bears are we eh??

[HeavyHauler Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close HeavyHauler]

Gonna run off a few pesky bears are we eh??

They've been stealing my picnic baskets and they have deserted from my bear brigade.

They have pissed me off, for too long.

[Absolutely! Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Absolutely!]

Because we've got the bomb.

So... canadians get to be assholes now?

I'm not feeling it.

[bladesmith Santa for the Naughty Find all posts View Profile Close bladesmith]

I think they eat them or smoke them or something. People in BC are weird.

You eat their guts. Real salty, but pretty good

[Harry Henderson Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Harry Henderson]

Sea Cucumber. Lets not beat around the nuclear bush, that's a Sea Cock if there ever was an appropriate name for it.

[Absolutely! Darksider Find all posts View Profile Close Absolutely!]

Sea Cucumber. Lets not beat around the nuclear bush, that's a Sea Cock if there ever was an appropriate name for it.

we used to use them as squirt guns in waterfights. I am ashamed of that now.