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    We have achieved full retard.

    A Man in California Is Fighting a Caffeine DUI, and the State Won't Back Down

    Joseph Schwab, 36, was pulled over on August 5, 2015, by a California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control agent in an unmarked car who claimed the 36-year-old had cut her off and was driving erratically, The Guardian reported. The agent administered a breathalyzer test which displayed a 0.00% blood alcohol level, according to Schwab's lawyer. After that test, Schwab was put into county jail and had his blood taken for an addition toxicology test. The following report concluded that he had no illegal drugs in his system.

    It wasn't until samples were sent to an outside testing facility in Pennsylvania that caffeine showed up as the only drug in Schwab's system when he was arrested, The Guardian reported. Now, just about 18 months later, Schwab and his attorney are gearing up for trial.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-calif...192312988.html
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    http://dixienet.org/

    http://leagueofthesouth.com/

    #2
    Fuck California
    Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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      #3
      It's committing slow suicide.

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        #4
        Does anyone in California not suck dick?
        Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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          #5
          Originally posted by rover View Post
          Does anyone in California not suck dick?
          Possibly rokit, but that hasn't been confirmed.
          https://csagovernment.org/index.html

          http://deovindice.org/

          http://dixienet.org/

          http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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            #6
            Originally posted by dudeman View Post

            Possibly rokit, but that hasn't been confirmed.
            Yeah, but he's just a wanker!
            Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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              #7
              I see its illegal to harvest rainwater in some states, some guy recently got done for it.

              I was reading about another guy over there who is doing time for trying to harvest wind power.

              And

              You drive on the wrong side of the road.


              Full retard was achieved a long while ago

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                #8
                Opinion #2 - fuck kommiefornia.

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                  #9
                  Trump should take a right at Arizona with the wall and head north until they hit Oregon.
                  https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                  http://deovindice.org/

                  http://dixienet.org/

                  http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by dudeman View Post
                    Trump should take a right at Arizona with the wall and head north until they hit Oregon.
                    And thats the damned truth.

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                      #11
                      A friend of mine told me a funny joke.

                      You know why the 49'ers fans at Levi Stadium are so quiet all the time?

                      It's because they have dicks in their mouths.
                      Beware the ApE πŸ‘£


                      πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by RedHawkSteel View Post
                        A friend of mine told me a funny joke.

                        You know why the 49'ers fans at Levi Stadium are so quiet all the time?

                        It's because they have dicks in their mouths.
                        .
                        https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                        http://deovindice.org/

                        http://dixienet.org/

                        http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by rover View Post
                          Does anyone in California not suck dick?

                          The women don't, they eat pussy.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Smudge View Post
                            I see its illegal to harvest rainwater in some states, some guy recently got done for it.

                            I was reading about another guy over there who is doing time for trying to harvest wind power.

                            And

                            You drive on the wrong side of the road.


                            Full retard was achieved a long while ago
                            They're trying to outlaw wood stoves in parts of Alaska.

                            Smudge your steering wheels are on the wrong side of the car.
                            Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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