I write bawdy riddles

[UnderTheStars]

Solve it

Grasp me in your hands, push, watch me flow
Put me in your mouth - careful - I may explode
When I am well-drained
Fill me up again
Oh, such characters line up for my node.

[Talon]

Dang, girl! I knew there was something in there.

Solve it

Grasp me in your hands, push, watch me flow
Put me in your mouth - careful - I may explode
When I am well-drained
Fill me up again
Oh, such characters line up for my node.

[gamgee]

A fountain pen.

[UnderTheStars]

A fountain pen.

Correct!

You win a monkey

[Talon]

I'm going to bow out of this one...

[gamgee]

Correct!

You win a monkey

That was a good one Undie.

[UnderTheStars]

I'm going to bow out of this one...

Too late, gamgee already solved it!

That was a good one Undie.

[Talon]

I suck at this stuff... I never win anything...

Too late, gamgee already solved it!

[UnderTheStars]

I suck at this stuff... I never win anything...

You get our lovely participation prize

[Talon]

MMmmmm! Yummy!

You get our lovely participation prize

[UnderTheStars]

I think gamgee's going to want to trade with you

[Talon]

Too late. I already ate the whole bag!

I think gamgee's going to want to trade with you

[UnderTheStars]

Too late. I already ate the whole bag!

You should have read the package insert :

You should not ingest more than one SPAM Oreo per calendar year. Doing so will result in:

Vomiting
Severe watery diarrhea
Allergic reaction (shortness of breath, hives, swelling of lips, face, or tongue, fainting)
Rash
Abdominal cramping
White patches on the tongue
Convulsions
Depression and suicidal thoughts

[Talon]

Too late!
..........

You should have read the package insert :

You should not ingest more than one SPAM Oreo per calendar year. Doing so will result in:

Vomiting
Severe watery diarrhea
Allergic reaction (shortness of breath, hives, swelling of lips, face, or tongue, fainting)
Rash
Abdominal cramping
White patches on the tongue
Convulsions
Depression and suicidal thoughts

[UnderTheStars]

Too late!
..........

Do you have access to a stomach pump kit and some activated charcoal ? If not, you should go to the ER.

It was good knowing you Talon