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    I blame gamgee for this...

    I have a big wooden chair my dad made me on my deck. In my dream, out of the corner of my eye I would catch something out there. I'd look, but nothing.

    One morning, eating breakfast, I see something in the chair. I creep over slowly to the window. It's a giant gorilla napping in the big chair. I grab my phone and and he wakes up and starts waddling away. I'm running after him snapping pictures like crazy.

    He disappears and I'm left standing in the street, alone, with a phone full of blurry pictures
    Tuesday is soylent green day

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    Last edited by Sock; 01-08-2016, 11:17 AM.

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      #3
      Is gamgee a new slang word for peyote?
      Go Space Force!!!

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        #4
        Ha, let the monkey dreams begin.

        I like that he was napping peacefully and waddled away. Gorillas are nice people.
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          #5
          Gorillas have learned sign language. I was hoping he could teach me.
          Tuesday is soylent green day

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            #6
            Gorillas could teach us a lot. I hope he visits you again
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              #7
              Originally posted by UnderTheStars View Post
              Gorillas could teach us a lot. I hope he visits you again
              As long as he stays on the deck
              Tuesday is soylent green day

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                #8
                Oh c'mon, have him in for a banana daiquiri next time. Shoot the shit.

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                  #9
                  Shoot the shit, throw feces..... All the same to them...
                  Go Space Force!!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by UnderTheStars View Post
                    Oh c'mon, have him in for a banana daiquiri next time. Shoot the shit.
                    I think he would smell a little gamey.......oh wait.....that was my last boyfriend!
                    Tuesday is soylent green day

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                      #11
                      I don't know why I'm to blame. I didn't wake him up.
                      I don't know.

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                            #14
                            Night I wouldn't worry too much until you dream about giving the gorilla a hummer. That's when I would lay off the energy drinks!
                            Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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                              #15
                              Hey, I just noticed...................I got full rep........................woohoo!
                              Screw diplomacy...........bring it!

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