Amusement parks

[rokitman]

I will freely admit I'm a walking child when it comes to amusement parks. Not the traveling carnival vomit comets, but big parks Like 6 Flags, Universal Studios, and of course the Disney parks. I'm a coaster freak so 6 Flags Magic Mountain near me is a favorite because they have so damned many coasters. I don't go there often since I cant find anybody who aint wienies to go with me.
I wonder how many of you bad asses could keep up with this old man at a good coaster park!

[Harry Henderson]

Coasters are too much like sex. Hours of waiting for less than 5 minutes of thrill. Unlike sex though, you keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.