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    Aliens:

    Rover, tell your story!
    "L E X - T A L I O N I S"

    #2
    I killed an Alien once. Well, thought I did. But they came back and took the freezer. Man they can hold their breath a long time under water. Their skin feels like a nerd ball when you squeeze it.
    Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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      #3
      I believe they are out there somewhere.
      "L E X - T A L I O N I S"

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        #4
        I will soon. But not tonight. I will tell the events of that night on the farm. My last night there. It's all true.
        Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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          #5
          Originally posted by rover View Post
          I will soon. But not tonight. I will tell the events of that night on the farm. My last night there. It's all true.
          I've been waiting for this story for years
          Tuesday is soylent green day

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            #6
            I can't wait either. Subscribing.
            https://csagovernment.org/index.html

            http://deovindice.org/

            http://dixienet.org/

            http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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              #7
              Swamp gas refracted off of the light from Venus.
              -Admin

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                #8
                10 Characters

                Last edited by Sock; 12-22-2015, 08:02 AM.

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                  #9


                  From your description, are you sure it wasn't a goldfish.
                  I don't know.

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                    #10
                    Pretty sure. Goldfish have a butthole, aliens don't.
                    Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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                      #11
                      https://images.search.yahoo.com/imag...&hsimp=yhs-002

                      And the plot thickens.
                      ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rover View Post
                        Pretty sure. Goldfish have a butthole, aliens don't.
                        At least now I think I understand the barn part of the story.
                        I don't know.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by rover View Post
                          Pretty sure. Goldfish have a butthole, aliens don't.
                          Have you ever noticed goldfish have an elongated butt hole, but when it puckers it becomes round?
                          Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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                            #14
                            Did rover get drunk, pass out and wake up with a sore butthole?

                            That is not proof of aliens no matter how bad he got probed.

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                              #15
                              Do you want to hear the story or you gonna make up your own?
                              Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.

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