Rover, tell your story!
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I killed an Alien once. Well, thought I did. But they came back and took the freezer. Man they can hold their breath a long time under water. Their skin feels like a nerd ball when you squeeze it.Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen. -
I believe they are out there somewhere."L E X - T A L I O N I S"Comment
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I will soon. But not tonight. I will tell the events of that night on the farm. My last night there. It's all true.Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.Comment
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I've been waiting for this story for yearsOriginally posted by rover View PostTuesday is soylent green dayComment
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I can't wait either. Subscribing.Comment
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Swamp gas refracted off of the light from Venus.-AdminComment
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From your description, are you sure it wasn't a goldfish.I don't know.Comment
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Pretty sure. Goldfish have a butthole, aliens don't.Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.Comment
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~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~Comment
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At least now I think I understand the barn part of the story.Originally posted by rover View PostI don't know.Comment
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Have you ever noticed goldfish have an elongated butt hole, but when it puckers it becomes round?Originally posted by rover View PostGive a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.Comment
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Did rover get drunk, pass out and wake up with a sore butthole?
That is not proof of aliens no matter how bad he got probed.Comment
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Do you want to hear the story or you gonna make up your own?Bigger the Government, the smaller the Citizen.Comment
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