Personal question (and declaration)

[Smudge]

I didn't know if this should go in science, health or food and drink... move as you feel appropriate.

Last night my wife made jerk chicken with a different spice rub, it was way hotter than the one she usually uses but I really enjoy spicy food so it was all good for me. I've just come back from sitting on the throne and although I used moist wipes my ring is stinging like I wiped with nettles or poison ivy or something. I casually mentioned it while she is watching some stupid tv program but she denies ever having had the experience.

Does anyone else ever get ring-sting?

[Steve28]

[mattmuttsmith]

Like you want to put an ice cube on it?

[TheRabbit]

How does a Mexican know when he's hungry?

His b-hole stops burning.

From somebody who eats a lot of spicy food...yes. It's the capsaicin. She must have used a type of pepper with a higher amount of capsaicin than she usually uses. Ghost peppers and habaneros usually get me. Jalapeños and chili peppers aren't hot enough to give me the ring of fire.

[Mayaca]

Take a scaulding hot bath and quit complaining.

[TheRabbit]

Take a scaulding hot bath and quit complaining.

Does that work?

I know a hot shower kills a sunburn. Hurts like a bitch, but then makes it so much better.

[Mayaca]

I really do find that it does.

[Tactical Knightmare]

do not, i stress NOT, use water to soothe your bunghole! rather shove a tortilla up there and chew on it.

[Mayaca]

do not, i stress NOT, use water to soothe your bunghole! rather shove a tortilla up there and chew on it.

Pussy. Crow would have manned up to it.

[Tactical Knightmare]

I once spilled Jalapeno juice on my junk, dont ask me how, its not important. It burned a little bit after I cleaned up, so I decided to take a shower to rinse off. DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER WHEN JALAPENO JUICE GETS ON YOUR JUNK ! I went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1. The pain was almost unbearble and for a week afterwards every time I tried to take a piss my dick would shrink up on me to a button...out of fear of what I would do next. It was the second time my junk hated me for weeks on end.

[footnote 2.a3 - The other time my junk did that is when I popped a bead in it...My junk was pretty pissed, not like we hadnt had our share of fist fights over the years but it never thought I would pull a knife on it.]

[dudeman]

This is why you have ice cream for desert.

[Tactical Knightmare]

This is why you have ice cream for desert.

Have you ever tried to chew ice cream with your butthole?

Please stop trolling, we need serious answers.

[mattmuttsmith]

I once spilled Jalapeno juice on my junk, dont ask me how, its not important. It burned a little bit after I cleaned up, so I decided to take a shower to rinse off. DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER WHEN JALAPENO JUICE GETS ON YOUR JUNK ! I went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1. The pain was almost unbearble and for a week afterwards every time I tried to take a piss my dick would shrink up on me to a button...out of fear of what I would do next. It was the second time my junk hated me for weeks on end.

[footnote 2.a3 - The other time my junk did that is when I popped a bead in it...My junk was pretty pissed, not like we hadnt had our share of fist fights over the years but it never thought I would pull a knife on it.]

explain just what the fuck popping a bead in your dick means.

Is that like slang? Or did you put a bead up your pee hole?

[Steve28]

I once spilled Jalapeno juice on my junk, dont ask me how, its not important. It burned a little bit after I cleaned up, so I decided to take a shower to rinse off. DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER WHEN JALAPENO JUICE GETS ON YOUR JUNK ! I went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1. The pain was almost unbearble and for a week afterwards every time I tried to take a piss my dick would shrink up on me to a button...out of fear of what I would do next. It was the second time my junk hated me for weeks on end.

[footnote 2.a3 - The other time my junk did that is when I popped a bead in it...My junk was pretty pissed, not like we hadnt had our share of fist fights over the years but it never thought I would pull a knife on it.]

Injun men have junk? I never would have thought. Someone should let the injun women know about this so they leave me the fuck alone at the bar.

[Tactical Knightmare]

explain just what the fuck popping a bead in your dick means.

Is that like slang? Or did you put a bead up your pee hole?

Its like a insert, sort of. Like a piercing.