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    Personal question (and declaration)

    I didn't know if this should go in science, health or food and drink... move as you feel appropriate.

    Last night my wife made jerk chicken with a different spice rub, it was way hotter than the one she usually uses but I really enjoy spicy food so it was all good for me. I've just come back from sitting on the throne and although I used moist wipes my ring is stinging like I wiped with nettles or poison ivy or something. I casually mentioned it while she is watching some stupid tv program but she denies ever having had the experience.

    Does anyone else ever get ring-sting?

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      #3
      Like you want to put an ice cube on it?
      A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


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        #4
        How does a Mexican know when he's hungry?

        His b-hole stops burning.

        From somebody who eats a lot of spicy food...yes. It's the capsaicin. She must have used a type of pepper with a higher amount of capsaicin than she usually uses. Ghost peppers and habaneros usually get me. JalapeƱos and chili peppers aren't hot enough to give me the ring of fire.

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          #5
          Take a scaulding hot bath and quit complaining.
          Go Space Force!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mayaca View Post
            Take a scaulding hot bath and quit complaining.
            Does that work?

            I know a hot shower kills a sunburn. Hurts like a bitch, but then makes it so much better.

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              #7
              I really do find that it does.
              Go Space Force!!!

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                #8
                do not, i stress NOT, use water to soothe your bunghole! rather shove a tortilla up there and chew on it.
                ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post
                  do not, i stress NOT, use water to soothe your bunghole! rather shove a tortilla up there and chew on it.
                  Pussy. Crow would have manned up to it.
                  Last edited by Mayaca; 01-30-2016, 09:58 AM.
                  Go Space Force!!!

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                    #10
                    I once spilled Jalapeno juice on my junk, dont ask me how, its not important. It burned a little bit after I cleaned up, so I decided to take a shower to rinse off. DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER WHEN JALAPENO JUICE GETS ON YOUR JUNK ! I went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1. The pain was almost unbearble and for a week afterwards every time I tried to take a piss my dick would shrink up on me to a button...out of fear of what I would do next. It was the second time my junk hated me for weeks on end.

                    [footnote 2.a3 - The other time my junk did that is when I popped a bead in it...My junk was pretty pissed, not like we hadnt had our share of fist fights over the years but it never thought I would pull a knife on it.]
                    ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                      #11
                      This is why you have ice cream for desert.
                      https://csagovernment.org/index.html

                      http://deovindice.org/

                      http://dixienet.org/

                      http://leagueofthesouth.com/

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by dudeman View Post
                        This is why you have ice cream for desert.
                        Have you ever tried to chew ice cream with your butthole?

                        Please stop trolling, we need serious answers.
                        ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post
                          I once spilled Jalapeno juice on my junk, dont ask me how, its not important. It burned a little bit after I cleaned up, so I decided to take a shower to rinse off. DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER WHEN JALAPENO JUICE GETS ON YOUR JUNK ! I went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1. The pain was almost unbearble and for a week afterwards every time I tried to take a piss my dick would shrink up on me to a button...out of fear of what I would do next. It was the second time my junk hated me for weeks on end.

                          [footnote 2.a3 - The other time my junk did that is when I popped a bead in it...My junk was pretty pissed, not like we hadnt had our share of fist fights over the years but it never thought I would pull a knife on it.]
                          explain just what the fuck popping a bead in your dick means.

                          Is that like slang? Or did you put a bead up your pee hole?
                          A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


                          https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...db54dcd316.jpg

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tactical Knightmare View Post
                            I once spilled Jalapeno juice on my junk, dont ask me how, its not important. It burned a little bit after I cleaned up, so I decided to take a shower to rinse off. DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER WHEN JALAPENO JUICE GETS ON YOUR JUNK ! I went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1. The pain was almost unbearble and for a week afterwards every time I tried to take a piss my dick would shrink up on me to a button...out of fear of what I would do next. It was the second time my junk hated me for weeks on end.

                            [footnote 2.a3 - The other time my junk did that is when I popped a bead in it...My junk was pretty pissed, not like we hadnt had our share of fist fights over the years but it never thought I would pull a knife on it.]
                            Injun men have junk? I never would have thought. Someone should let the injun women know about this so they leave me the fuck alone at the bar.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by mattmuttsmith View Post

                              explain just what the fuck popping a bead in your dick means.

                              Is that like slang? Or did you put a bead up your pee hole?
                              Its like a insert, sort of. Like a piercing.

                              ~" If you suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start choking on shit."~

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